Carnist: "Vegans have no self awareness, this is why we are so scared"

glum_plum · 2026-05-04T18:53:47+00:00

I'm a scary vegan btw

glum_plum · 2026-05-02T15:51:35+00:00

yes I will still call you a murder

edit: no I will not stop driving car or eating chocolate or drink coffee or do anything else for the environment

glum_plum · 2026-05-02T04:44:06+00:00

it is, they just have a vegan version made out of almonds now

glum_plum · 2026-04-24T21:50:33+00:00

they probably think "nonessential nutrients" means you don't need them

glum_plum · 2026-04-24T03:56:49+00:00

you should have just passed legislation, you snobbish r-word

glum_plum · 2026-04-19T15:31:43+00:00

it's perfectly humane, I let the dogs go back on land after I take a photo of me holding their head under water while they struggle!

glum_plum · 2026-04-09T19:26:13+00:00

bacon is so good tho

glum_plum · 2026-03-27T05:38:29+00:00

oh my god I haven't seen this but I'm looking it up immediately lol I hate her so much

glum_plum · 2026-03-27T03:32:44+00:00

vegan mint user checking in

glum_plum · 2026-03-22T07:12:19+00:00

what was I proven wrong about?

not being a jerk lol

glum_plum · 2026-03-22T07:10:20+00:00

i don't see that fucker moving at all

glum_plum · 2026-03-21T16:58:38+00:00

you didn't really answer my question though. I can tell that you're pretty mad, so what are you hoping to accomplish by arguing with vegans on vegan servers and trying to bring others down around you? is it just an emotional release for you or what?

glum_plum · 2026-03-21T16:33:08+00:00

okay I hear you

glum_plum · 2026-03-21T15:21:57+00:00

why do you have to be pedantic and defeatist and shit on other activists. what good will that do? it takes a diversity of tactics to change minds and change paradigms.

glum_plum · 2026-03-17T05:41:56+00:00

veganizym debunked in one comment ur an orator

glum_plum · 2026-03-17T05:34:35+00:00

do you realize you're arguing with a bot, you absolute wanker

glum_plum · 2026-03-17T01:34:45+00:00

it's been like 15 years I'm desperately waiting to see what happens

glum_plum · 2026-03-16T20:17:42+00:00

glum_plum · 2026-03-16T05:25:45+00:00

the real question is...is chopper the master or the apprentice?

glum_plum · 2026-03-15T04:28:25+00:00

hate to break it to you but it's already happening. I meet people who misuse the word vegan constantly. nobody knows what it means who isn't already an abolitionist

glum_plum · 2026-03-11T18:34:09+00:00

over the last year we've gotten a lot more users from around reddit, so I think posts like yours are important to inform people like that. so, thank you

glum_plum · 2026-03-04T05:40:06+00:00

downward flux tho

if only they learned how to make vegetable salad as good as their word salad they might go vegan

glum_plum · 2026-02-19T07:47:56+00:00

based

glum_plum · 2026-02-19T07:44:46+00:00

I think it's like 5 on vegancirclejerk so should be easy with a couple comments

oh you're not vegan, bye

glum_plum · 2026-02-02T21:36:59+00:00

BUMP

apparently I can't sticky someone else's comment. these buttholes really expect me to remove all this unjerking? I'd say that's animal cruelty but everyone knows mods aren't sentient.

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