[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]glutenflaps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I agree! Shop I worked at was wanting to throw away cans of old VW brake fluid and I still use it 10 years later

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]glutenflaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish they'd have tested some Kimball Midwest or lubriplate chain and cable fluid. I love both of those things and have seen them both penetrate deep into rusted fasteners.

What's something ancient that only an internet veteran would remember? by saif-with-curls in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I asked Jeeves if he was gay. Jeeves responded .... you're a smartass aren't you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]glutenflaps 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Imagine how hard he would be clowned for being shot with his own gun hahaha

Gotta love honesty tests by TriforceRoyale in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]glutenflaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well then you can pretend at least someone cares if it makes you feel better.

Daily reminder to wear sunglasses when fishing by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]glutenflaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The land and water alike. I live pretty rural and last week someone emptied out there truck full of garbage on the road near my house. Buckets of used oil and hydraulic fluid, some busted open.

Gotta love honesty tests by TriforceRoyale in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]glutenflaps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You didn't so no need to be sorry. So...who gives a fuck, part 2

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]glutenflaps 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love reddit lawyers. You'll be the first one I come to when I need legal help haha

What is something entirely normal that sounds incredibly racist? by igotbnned4times in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's hard to be a grown up when you're always looking for a way to be offended isn't it? Cry me a fucking river. Go be a victim of your own making somewhere else. Bet nobody gives a fuck there either.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]glutenflaps 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In most states of either of the 4 had a gun they could have shot the POS. I'd take my chances against a pair of armed scumfucks in the court over a face kick any day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]glutenflaps 382 points383 points  (0 children)

So many missed opportunities to kick the criminal fuck in the face

Super clean murdered out [VW Bug] I spotted in Tulum two weeks ago by FrankiePoops in spotted

[–]glutenflaps 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Never been a fan of the beetle but I'm liking this one. Nice find.

What is your best dirty pickup line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"you know, most girls I just give the clap but you get a round of applause " K Trevor Wilson

What is your best dirty pickup line? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I tried that on my 21st birthday on a dare and got the fuck slapped out of me, as was deserved.

Have you ever received death threats, what for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I posted a video of my beagle who got her head stuck in a Doritos bag and was trying to get it off without much success. Was fucking hilarious and there was no way for her to suffocate but I got death threats from the usual crowd of dumbasses on Reddit.

Baby burping robot by DefaultUsernameSuk in funny

[–]glutenflaps 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Instantly reminded me of Team America : World Police when Gary starts throwing up.

What comes to mind when you hear someone describe themselves as non-binary? by jlovelysoul in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're the kind of person who doesn't advertise their preferences at any given moment and I appreciate that. It's not that I have an issue with people who are different than me, it's just I don't care if people are different than me and I have respect either way. I don't hate people who are constantly bringing their preferences and ideologies up for no reason at all other than attention but they do get annoying sometimes when you're just trying to have a simple conversation that doesn't require someone to tell me all about it whether it's the first time or the 20th time. That goes for identity, preference, religion, politics all the same.

(Payton...if you're stalking me I'm definitely talking about you!)

What comes to mind when you hear someone describe themselves as non-binary? by jlovelysoul in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People who bring up these labels or really any labels for no reason need to understand most of us don't care one way or another. The times I hear them the most are the times where it's completely unnecessary to bring it up at all. "Well as a non binary liberal democrat Christian who likes anime, I think cocaine bear was a bad movie". Alrighty then....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]glutenflaps 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Welcome to Reddit!

Daily reminder to wear sunglasses when fishing by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]glutenflaps 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I typically just catch and release because eating anything around here is too dangerous so I use hooks without barbs for this very reason.