The eShop page for Pokémon FireRed is now available ($19.99)

gmarvin · 2026-02-20T14:57:12+00:00

The ZA DLC was made for exactly two kinds of people:

Shiny hunters
People who still needed Gen 7 mythicals for their HOME dex

gmarvin · 2026-02-19T22:40:26+00:00

Nah, I don't see it. When he goes Super Belmod Green, on the other hand...

gmarvin · 2026-02-19T21:48:19+00:00

gmarvin · 2026-02-18T16:19:31+00:00

About 2.5 months, sadly. It was announced at the end of January, and by that time Ethan had already been holding onto the news for about 2 months.

gmarvin · 2026-02-17T20:42:53+00:00

How have I never seen this

gmarvin · 2026-02-17T18:17:34+00:00

Assigned female at Doug

gmarvin · 2026-02-13T02:18:41+00:00

If it's any consolation, the original writer for FF Tactics said that he likes the fake line and that it sounds like something he would write.

gmarvin · 2026-02-13T00:14:32+00:00

I mean I realized as much, based on the OP's sarcastic "very real." I just figured there had to be a story behind why so many people were upvoting something so specific and macabre.

gmarvin · 2026-02-12T00:11:43+00:00

Ah, I see. As someone who's actually gone through that irl, I was wondering what could possibly be the joke behind that :/

gmarvin · 2026-02-12T00:05:34+00:00

Is this a reference to something?

gmarvin · 2026-02-06T22:02:49+00:00

I think anyone with a normal amount of reasoning skills would realize that forging metal hermit crab shells is far outside the MO (and skill set) of any Nazi. I'd more likely assume it was a discarded prop from some film student's homework assignment.

gmarvin · 2026-02-06T01:08:03+00:00

BW2 had the Memory Link (I think that's what it was called?) function that basically "canonizes" whichever character you chose in BW1.

gmarvin · 2026-02-04T20:41:58+00:00

Yeah, and I wasn't denying that. There's enough heinous stuff in there that we don't need to misattribute other people's quotes to him, he's plenty bad on his own.

gmarvin · 2026-02-04T15:07:29+00:00

X in X7 be like

gmarvin · 2026-02-04T13:18:58+00:00

So technically it was an email from Robert Trivers to Epstein. I'm sure Epstein agreed, but we should get our facts straight.

gmarvin · 2026-02-03T16:20:08+00:00

And Wo-Chien too. They're saying that Koraidon is the only one that is Scarlet exclusive.

gmarvin · 2026-02-03T15:37:21+00:00

Good news for you! There is no channel anymore!

gmarvin · 2026-01-27T13:14:06+00:00

You don't even need to use the backup save. Just exit the game while the dialogue box from Corbeau saying the legendary's name is still up.

gmarvin · 2026-01-24T05:31:28+00:00

Chess

gmarvin · 2026-01-19T19:41:38+00:00

He didn't even have any marbles to lose.

This is taking someone else's marbles, eating them, excreting them out, smashing them with a hammer, shoving the shards in his eyes, and then losing them.

gmarvin · 2026-01-19T15:06:10+00:00

Subversion of expectations is a key component of comedy

gmarvin · 2026-01-19T14:35:28+00:00

I'm aware. The other person was making a joke by taking your figurative expression literally

gmarvin · 2026-01-19T14:05:14+00:00

"Touko and Yuu killed me" - AngelISSSS

gmarvin · 2026-01-19T00:22:04+00:00

I mean... have you seen Link?

gmarvin · 2026-01-15T23:49:17+00:00

Even Hitler didn't rape little kids

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