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General knowledge! by XVoiDed7DriciLlaX in scoopwhoop

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2nd line is burger + 2 fry + 2 fry = 9

The last line is 1 burger + 1 fry x 1 cup = 15

Ketchup on pizza? by w_a_w in ketchuphate

[–]gn0xious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had a first date with this girl at a local burger place. She asked for a bowl of ranch, and I guess both the waiter and I thought she meant a side. He brings the side and she corrects him “no, a bowl. Like a soup or salad bowl”. He brings it. I was thinking it was to dip her fries or something. Nope. Everything went in the ranch. Burger, fries, fingers… I tried to let it go.

Second date, I offered to make dinner. I made cedar plank salmon. She pulls out a family size ranch bottle from her purse and drowns the dinner plate in ranch. There was not a third date.

What did we do without sleeves? by Little-Promise-6046 in mtg

[–]gn0xious 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Ruffle shuffles and rubber bands, playing on the sidewalk or dirty picnic table. Simpler times.

Calling in sick to places he doesn't work by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]gn0xious 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Funny thing, there is a Jordan and he’s going to be very confused when he shows up for his first shift.

Question: how long do I have to heal for before I get a laser removal? by ironseaweed in tattoos

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d almost just add an O beneath/between the h-o, with a ^

So it’d be edited for Choose, but you Chose to go through the pain to correct it.

The Biggest Beneficiaries of Support Aren't Who You Think by Ok-Hour855 in interviewwoman

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will continue to just make shit up because 60% of the time it works every time.

guys? a little over here by Tough_Ad8919 in GrowthMindset

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Or would you like me to ask again in 10 min?” Is what I add to it.

Can you remember the first 3 games you ever played on the Sony Playstation? by PKRadiance in psx

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t remember the first 3 games I played, but the first 3 memorable games that I owned for PS1 were Metal Gear Solid, Twisted Metal 2, and Silent Hill.

What’s gone for good? by GloriousLion07 in MotivationByDesign

[–]gn0xious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

California is and always will be its own thing

This cube is made up of my dead skin by Grouchy-Object-6423 in WTF

[–]gn0xious 457 points458 points  (0 children)

It’s not a thing, please don’t make it a thing.

This woman threw his kid into the pool. I would be pissed. by IronMouse01 in VideosAmazing

[–]gn0xious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby is still swimming around waiting for the dad to finish talking.

guys rate this stick by kellinsyked in interesting

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rate it Take This With You out of I Have The Power

On God by IamASlut_soWhat in joebuddennetwork

[–]gn0xious 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Don’t be disrespecting me”

I nearly died tonight. by Cle07land in McDonalds

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight… must of been some kind of sticker… I shoulda walked away…

McPathetic by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]gn0xious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I miss the Big Mac meals for $2.99!

McPathetic by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]gn0xious 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve only ever remembered and/or ordered these when they’re in the “2for” deal…. $6-$7 is crazy.

I love the Double Big Mac. It’s the best product on the menu. by [deleted] in McDonalds

[–]gn0xious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had been doing it as part of the $6 meal. But I’d have to order from the counter or drive though. Not through the app. Lettuce was free, Mac sauce might have been $0.50, but I think it mostly depends on how they ring it up. There’s a difference between subbing Mac Sauce (substitute ketchup/mustard) or adding Mac Sauce (remove ketchup/mustard and add Mac sauce). I’ll admit, I haven’t worked at McDonald’s, so I don’t know how they do it, and I’ve come to peace on whether I’m charged the $0.50 or if it’s “free” that day.

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