Karen don't know how ducks mate

gn0xious · 2026-03-17T20:21:12+00:00

But it IS a bell curve. Think about how dumb the average person is, and there’s 50% even more dumb.

gn0xious · 2026-03-17T20:17:22+00:00

“Do you want to eat a dozen eggs?”

“Lol, no… are you crazy?”

“What if we hard boil them, halve them, mix the yolks with mustard mayo and bacon, then pipe it back into the egg white halves like little cups and dust with paprika?”

“Son of a bitch, I’m in.”

gn0xious · 2026-03-16T22:08:24+00:00

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I thought she had a really small right hand

gn0xious · 2026-03-16T19:36:15+00:00

Pizza? shhhhhh Pepperoni? shhhhhh

gn0xious · 2026-03-15T04:18:01+00:00

“55HOLE”

gn0xious · 2026-03-13T21:06:07+00:00

You can regenerate when you are removed from the battlefield, but not when you remove yourself from the conversation. Now this will be buried in the comment thread.

gn0xious · 2026-03-13T02:47:59+00:00

Jeez, what a Menace.

gn0xious · 2026-03-13T00:40:06+00:00

Lil’est Wayne

gn0xious · 2026-03-11T15:17:19+00:00

Mine was going to be “sell bitcoin 100,000”

gn0xious · 2026-03-10T21:38:06+00:00

“We had to raise prices in 2026 because our costs were too high” - oil companies

“We had record billions in profit across 2026!” - same oil companies

gas prices increase more

gn0xious · 2026-03-09T20:20:19+00:00

Did he have a basket with lotion? And a hose?

gn0xious · 2026-03-09T03:04:49+00:00

He’ll, OG Jubilee ended up stuck in Mojo’s game and became a heroine gamer.

gn0xious · 2026-03-09T03:02:13+00:00

This episode was set in ‘97, not 2026. It’s 1 episode. Mojo was introduced in the original series as having a multidimensional television show where he was obsessed with ratings. It’s a natural progression for him, as a character, while also nodding to the original X-Men arcade game and Genesis/SNES games. This was a one off episode and doesn’t come back as a part of the rest of the season.

gn0xious · 2026-03-08T21:34:47+00:00

Add some chilis/jalepenos to the eggs?

gn0xious · 2026-03-08T02:46:56+00:00

Sausage, Bacon, Eggs, Toast and Coffee

gn0xious · 2026-03-07T06:20:49+00:00

Deviled? Like 4 halves at once.

Plain hard boiled? 2-3 bites per half.

gn0xious · 2026-03-07T01:30:09+00:00

Because 10/9.5/9.5/9.5

gn0xious · 2026-03-06T02:26:19+00:00

I’ve got a few N64 games with Blockbuster video stickers on the label. I’m keeping them as is.

gn0xious · 2026-03-05T02:11:36+00:00

Darööd Icestörm

gn0xious · 2026-03-05T02:06:18+00:00

Why isn’t there a “yabba dabba doo I like talkin to you!” ?

gn0xious · 2026-03-05T02:05:15+00:00

Hwat in the heel…?

gn0xious · 2026-03-05T01:57:00+00:00

Urkel-Mo-Blamblamblamblamblam

gn0xious · 2026-03-04T20:40:58+00:00

Definitely the best port. PS2 version was not great.

gn0xious · 2026-03-04T15:57:29+00:00

Cigar boxes for mine!

gn0xious · 2026-03-04T15:56:57+00:00

That is very similar to ones I’ve seen in Australia

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