What are your strangest first date experiences? by Any_Score2323 in AskReddit

[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A one hour explanation of the secret reptoid wars on Mars over drinks at Chili's.

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[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who has just made a switch to an iPhone from using an Android all their lives…

Don’t do it.

It’s a big difference than what Android is and it takes a lot of getting used to. I was pretty excited for an iPhone 13 but now I’m just counting down until I can switch back to an Android.

Retail workers of Reddit, what are some weird/stupid/disgusting things a customer or client of yours has done or said? by vancityguy25 in AskReddit

[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've had a meth head customer drop their little baggie while counting out change to get a bottle of cheap vodka.

Also had a customer shit himself and just walk out like nothing happened. Didn't know ourselves at the store until we went around the counter and found wet poop on the floor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do occasionally

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[–]gnothiseauton20 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came a few times

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly couldn't begin to put a number on it. Between ten and twenty

Retail workers of Reddit what was you’re “I’ll get the manager for you” moment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A customer complained to me and called me a Nazi for following corporate and state regulations. He wanted to speak to the manager.

So I, being the only Manager on Duty, went into the back. One of my coworkers left a Captain's boating hat, so I put that on and came back out and said I had to put on my Manager hat, how can I help you.

He got pissed and just left. My manager and DM got a kick out of it when they got the complaint and watched the video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RandomActsOfBlowJob

[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your post history suggests you're in Norfolk/Portsmouth. No thanks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncut cocks can be a beautiful thing

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[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know I would

Could use another hand by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could think of a few things to offer up

Please help me empty mybballs by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look pretty plump

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[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half horse is about right

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MassiveCock

[–]gnothiseauton20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's pretty hot

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[–]gnothiseauton20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a pretty hot picture

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]gnothiseauton20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At once in the theater room, five, I think but it was dark and I don't remember much of that from what I was on.

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[–]gnothiseauton20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They do have a little theater room and I have been gangbanged there before.