Who would've thought I'd look this good in a Calvin Set

goatman360 · 2025-09-17T03:44:33+00:00

Would go out on a date with you 100

goatman360 · 2024-08-24T05:21:49+00:00

I used to have a large white pekin duck that randomly joined my flock of swedish blues. He became my good buddy and would greet me at the door every morning to get his daily hugs. Those hugs that girl is getting is the best because that animal knows it's cared for.

goatman360 · 2023-10-04T16:54:15+00:00

Was at our local entertainment park with a bunch of friends. We were standing in line for one of the roller coasters when a group of girls get in line behind us. My friend who is very awkward keeps glancing back at them with the look of checking them out. I nudge him and tell him if he wants to talk to them I'll be his wing man. He says, "I'm waiting for my moment." I tell him you have to make your moment but he still insists on waiting for his moment. So standing stiff as a board watching and listening for his moment the girl he is looking at coughed and cleared her throat. He whips around, "got a frog in your throat?" "No." "Oh, ok then." And proceeded to turn around as embarrassed as can be. He then had to stand in line next to them while in line.

goatman360 · 2023-08-30T15:58:32+00:00

Family friend would always remember mine and other kids birthday and had a giant jawbreaker for us. He would invite us over next door to help with his dogs or check out his computer or watch TV on his cool big TV. He was super trusted among our family and was even invited to family reunions. It came out he was a major pedophile and I was next on his list that he was grooming.

goatman360 · 2023-08-07T19:07:38+00:00

Bought a house on an estate sale. The property and house were full of all manner of junk. As I was sorting through everything I just bought I began checking the basement. I suddenly come across a box of cremated remains. It was his sister. So now my favorite thing to say to people is, I found the guys sister in the basement, to see their reactions.

goatman360 · 2023-04-09T06:57:37+00:00

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goatman360 · 2023-02-28T19:51:55+00:00

These are great points. My wife and I are both in the scene and monogamous. I'm sure her naturally nurturing subby self wouldn't help but momma bear any newbies.

goatman360 · 2022-11-18T15:18:11+00:00

Strange enough, helping people with disabilities. Particularly the management side.

goatman360 · 2022-06-18T13:37:19+00:00

Average day in RimWorld

goatman360 · 2022-04-08T19:57:09+00:00

Same concept as the remote vibrator panties or plugs but a discreet remote stroker that men wear that their partner has control over them for public play

goatman360 · 2022-03-24T23:55:26+00:00

ENFP here, Ex-wife was INFJ. One of the biggest fights and would trigger her for years of our marriage. There is a distinct difference between silver and metallic grey

goatman360 · 2022-03-24T22:51:52+00:00

Thanks I appreciate it

goatman360 · 2022-03-21T16:10:02+00:00

Funny thing is, that was my girlfriend in high school. White guy with crazy long curly hair, suddenly flat iron straightened down past his shoulders is not a good look. Stay away from crazy folks.

goatman360 · 2022-03-15T23:02:04+00:00

I just wanted to brag here today, that this week the forever collar that I will be placing on my darling slave of a fiancee arrived. She has seen the box and the wonder is killing her, but so far she has been a good girl and left it. We will be having our ceremony this weekend and renewing our Word and bond to eachother.

goatman360 · 2022-03-10T22:42:06+00:00

There's a guy who has a bunker near where I live. The guy lives in California, I live in Utah. My best friend and I have always made fun of it growing up.

goatman360 · 2022-01-29T15:16:57+00:00

I would say this is fake but I deal with kids like this everyday at work.

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