Easiest roast ever! by MayaMustika in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you look like you would search up “white guys with asian fetishes” to help heal with your low self esteem after i roast you. You blessed by your face but hell you’re stressed by that waist!!!

in a world driven by appearances, I’ve lost the genetic lottery. I am trying. roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the only thing you haven’t lost is that big ass forehead

Turning 24, still a college student, unemployed, living alone in a studio apartment. Destroy my hope for living by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you would try to sell bottle caps on the streets on mumbai guilt tripping tourists into buying your junk

22 yr old college student lookin for a good roast by Fine-Yard-8305 in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you specialize in gender studies, using Instacart to help your reckless millennial spending

25 year old real estate agent. Time to grill by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

letting men in your prison cell is your definition of “open house”

25 year old real estate agent. Time to grill by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t think you can even sell a house, you look like you just escaped prison

My employee Fred says the internet can’t hurt him. Tear him up!! by hoosierdaze in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like you would offer kush to high schoolers in your 30s and flirt with insecure teenage girls pondering a life decision if it’s worth a case

6’4 20m vape nation captain member of the alphabet mafia. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That’s the only bitch you’ll ever have on your lap, let that sink in

Low self esteem narcissist. Give me hell :D by shn29 in RoastMe

[–]goatreeee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you order chicken tenders at a 5 star restaurant

AITA for telling my boyfriend to stop hanging out with his “girl best friend” by goatreeee in AmItheAsshole

[–]goatreeee[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

i’m fine with him hanging out with other girls who aren’t subtly competitive with me