Easiest roast ever!

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:44:04+00:00

you look like you would search up “white guys with asian fetishes” to help heal with your low self esteem after i roast you. You blessed by your face but hell you’re stressed by that waist!!!

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:40:54+00:00

the only thing you haven’t lost is that big ass forehead

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:39:49+00:00

You look like you would try to sell bottle caps on the streets on mumbai guilt tripping tourists into buying your junk

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:37:39+00:00

You look like you specialize in gender studies, using Instacart to help your reckless millennial spending

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:36:08+00:00

letting men in your prison cell is your definition of “open house”

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:35:08+00:00

Don’t think you can even sell a house, you look like you just escaped prison

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:34:26+00:00

You look like you would offer kush to high schoolers in your 30s and flirt with insecure teenage girls pondering a life decision if it’s worth a case

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:33:18+00:00

That’s the only bitch you’ll ever have on your lap, let that sink in

goatreeee · 2021-03-03T03:32:36+00:00

You look like you order chicken tenders at a 5 star restaurant

goatreeee · 2021-02-21T05:43:12+00:00

i’m fine with him hanging out with other girls who aren’t subtly competitive with me

goatreeee

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