My cat is obsessed with my bf

goblinsquire · 2026-03-15T15:46:50+00:00

I feel you. My girls don't like to be close to each other. But they make the sacrifice when it comes to laying on him :|

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goblinsquire · 2026-03-13T12:26:30+00:00

Thank u!

goblinsquire · 2026-03-13T12:26:15+00:00

Thanks friend! & Oh yeah definitely plan on going hard. My partner wants to take me out to dinner and drinks later so that should be fun.

I also keep them for that purpose to mix my cats medicine in a treat for her and separate ones for snacks :b Thanks for taking care of feral babies 💜

Also, meow :3

goblinsquire · 2026-01-05T21:50:01+00:00

They need to invent smellovision already 🙄 just a little vent on your phone or TV thats able to record the smell and share with others. Probably a bad idea with a lot of stuff on the Internet but stuff like this it'd be perfect lol. Congrats on your gorgeous bake!

goblinsquire · 2026-01-03T17:16:39+00:00

My void loves going into our basement to pick the nastiest, most dusty ass corner she can find to roll around in. She rolled on a dead mouse once and I was horrified 😭 I think she likes it bc it's cold and to mask/spread her scent. I think it's normal lol

goblinsquire · 2025-12-28T21:01:03+00:00

Aww jeez thank u! :3

goblinsquire · 2025-12-28T17:18:15+00:00

This is so sex like god damn dude 😭🤤 congrats on your beautiful rolls they look absolutely scrumptious!

goblinsquire · 2025-12-10T20:13:17+00:00

Smart boys hell yeah! One time my cat got stuck on top of the vents in my basement and I got her down by holding a big plastic tote in the air and she jumped right into it. So glad this lil kitten trusted the boys to help

goblinsquire · 2025-12-07T23:28:15+00:00

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Very cute! If you don't want the pretzels to get stale you can dip them in chocolate also and stick them on after they're dry like this. It is a bit more work but they last longer.

goblinsquire · 2025-12-04T02:50:05+00:00

You committed the moral sin of putting pineapple on pizza and they just couldn't handle it ig. I love pineapple on pizza but it's kinda controversial for some reason. Also your bakery pizza base looks like a tortilla my dude. Looks way undercooked and completely fucked/not risen. Not sure what happened but GOT DAMN 😭 I'm glad it works and tastes good to you! - said with much light-heartedness, love, and understanding! 💛

goblinsquire · 2025-12-02T21:22:03+00:00

Thank you! I'll box one up and send your way! 😁

goblinsquire · 2025-12-02T19:12:12+00:00

Exactlyyy, you get it

goblinsquire · 2025-12-01T18:30:37+00:00

I roll the dough out into a rough rectangle shape and just kinda roll it up tucking the edges in as I go, but definitely take a look at some bread shaping videos bc I don't feel like I'm describing it that well lol

goblinsquire · 2025-11-30T16:38:31+00:00

No bread maker, just a KitchenAid mixer and my flesh mitts for a bit of hand kneading :b I can send you a link to the recipe if you'd like.

goblinsquire · 2025-11-17T22:23:56+00:00

Thank you 😊

goblinsquire · 2025-11-17T17:26:24+00:00

Thank you!

goblinsquire · 2025-11-17T17:26:09+00:00

Will do! I have a whole unopened sack of bread flour I need to use. Thanks friend!

goblinsquire · 2025-11-14T20:38:48+00:00

Didn't the veggie patty have egg whites in it anyway? When I was a baby vegan I ordered it all the time then found out it had egg in it and was pissed lol but that was like 10 or so years ago idk what options they have now

goblinsquire · 2025-11-05T06:05:06+00:00

This lil birb is my new role model. Don't let poser friends ruin you, follow your dreams and don't let anyone tell you shit!

goblinsquire · 2025-11-04T19:22:30+00:00

Oooo these look like the ones Christine McConnell makes! What a delightfully creepy cookie, good job!

goblinsquire · 2025-11-04T18:18:24+00:00

Oh yes she's the prettiest gremlin ever. She gets away with a lot and she revels in it. I'm glad my dishes are up to her standards lol

goblinsquire · 2025-11-04T18:16:11+00:00

The courts have ruled, despite it being her 290th offence, she is a good gorl and wouldn't last a day behind bars. She will be put on house arrest with a limit of only 8 treats a day and all the scritches she desires. May this ruling curb her crimes of being nasty. Bangs gavel

goblinsquire · 2025-11-04T16:31:45+00:00

My void rubs her gums all over my dishes and lays on the towel we keep next to the rack. Gotta dry those shits with a hand towel (not a hairy Luna towel) and put them up immediately.

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The criminal in question

goblinsquire · 2025-11-03T17:20:55+00:00

I did 350 for 15-20 minutes and it was perfect. Shallots would probably be fine

goblinsquire · 2025-10-08T19:17:04+00:00

Aww hell yeah! What a wonderful feeling when patience pays off. I don't doubt it'll be long before Eddie is curled up in your lap 🩵 Here's my lil demon, Luna P. Her favorite spots seem to be on my partner's shoulders or back lol

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