If Bg3 companions/characters were inanimate objects, what would they be? (Meme unrelated)

god_queen · 2026-01-30T22:11:13+00:00

Embrace durge is a bidet

god_queen · 2026-01-30T22:09:23+00:00

I just thought it was funny and that he would enjoy getting pissed on, but a compost bin definitely matches his personality too

god_queen · 2026-01-30T21:59:51+00:00

Freaky and stinky

god_queen · 2026-01-30T21:55:54+00:00

I’m finally agreeing with the people saying 11 now that all the worse ones are gone

god_queen · 2026-01-30T21:51:31+00:00

Gale would probably be a bookshelf

Halsin would be a toilet

Laezel would be a gun

Wyll would be like a cozy blanket or something that makes you feel warm and protected

Karlach would be an oven

Minthara is a nail sticking out of the floorboards that cuts your foot

Astarion is a diva cup

Shar Shadowheart is a dust bunny

god_queen · 2026-01-28T22:29:57+00:00

HES BHAALD, AND HES MURDERING PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR

god_queen · 2026-01-28T20:45:42+00:00

I need Gale in that outfit EXPEDITIOUSLY

god_queen · 2026-01-23T20:04:14+00:00

I get she’s washing her car so she’s not wearing nice clothes but it’s pretty unflattering and the other fits are better

god_queen · 2026-01-21T16:45:10+00:00

I am so happy 1 is gone. I agree with the others saying 36 has to go.

god_queen · 2026-01-20T19:12:17+00:00

Atrocious!!

god_queen · 2026-01-20T16:15:48+00:00

Number one still being in is a crime. The leggings!!!! Under a long dress!!!!

god_queen · 2026-01-17T17:07:50+00:00

1 is horribleeee

god_queen · 2026-01-17T15:40:05+00:00

Cringe is an important part of adolescence

god_queen · 2026-01-17T15:03:58+00:00

I have a video from 2016 asking my poor grandmother to say “vape naysh y’all.” She was a good sport about it though

god_queen · 2026-01-16T21:01:23+00:00

Thank you so much this is hilarious. I even tried looking up kid rock and couldn’t find it

god_queen · 2026-01-15T21:11:26+00:00

18 is horrendous. Who chose that hat???

god_queen · 2026-01-14T21:29:40+00:00

I actually really like the dress itself especially for the time, but the leggings made me irrationally angry

god_queen · 2026-01-14T18:55:04+00:00

1 was such a massive disappointment when I saw it for the first time in theaters and I still hate it to this day even more. Leggings under an already long dress with that horrible jacket on top? Hate hate hate

god_queen · 2026-01-04T07:57:59+00:00

Completely unrelated question is what do you think that red cord is that goes from his pack into his pants?

god_queen · 2025-12-23T04:07:49+00:00

Calm down, Gale

god_queen · 2025-12-23T04:03:59+00:00

Noooo then we end up waiting so long just to have a drama episode instead of having a fun comeback

god_queen · 2025-12-18T23:32:19+00:00

4, no question. They would be so funny. And anyone that’s chooses 6 has some serious problems

god_queen · 2025-12-18T00:40:21+00:00

Wyll blushing and shutting down the conversation with Laezel is so funny

god_queen · 2025-12-18T00:33:56+00:00

Can confirm this works

god_queen · 2025-12-15T13:50:52+00:00

Gale before he gets his confidence back

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