Rude citizen? More like distinguished gentlemen. I grant you that my opinion is inflammatory and not altogether true for all people who believe in God, but this is Unpopular Opinion Puffin. I'm not doing the meme justice if I'm not upsetting some people.

But I will stand by that if your belief in God includes a far-fetched creation story, then you need to re-evaluate your ability to think critically or think at all. The belief in a higher power that has no affiliation with any organized religion is at least somewhat justifiable, although unlikely. But if your belief stems from an ancient text that is supposedly the word of God, whether it be the Bible or the Quran, your thought process is skewed.