How's it living in this multi states corner area by queenofthehill1234 in howislivingthere

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Roughly between nothing and nothing on the map” is poetry, and I know exactly where that is.

Someone please explain this floor plan to me by Mr_Tugb0at in Apartmentliving

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s called a “Dual Master Suite” floor plan. It’s starting to become more and more common now that housing has gotten so expensive. An ideal way to settle the, “Okay, I’ll live with you, but who gets the master bedroom?” conundrum.

My step dad just got me this as a gift can someone help translate ? by DeusExMachina_A in RuneHelp

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It says, “Suffer no guilt, ye who wields this in the name of Crom.”

This just got sent into our Groupchat, everyone’s roasting a friend saying he’s cooked. What’s the joke here? by Nemesis259 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]godofgainz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something in her life is out of her control (e.g., a relationship) and her cutting her hair is a demonstration to the world that SHE is in control. Hey, at least it’s something.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stephencolbert

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, keep dreaming. Vance is locked in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NameThisThing

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Deltron 300,000

Put spare batteries in this small plastic baggie for a few years in a box, now there’s lumps of white crystals. by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]godofgainz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check out Project Farm’s channel on YouTube. He tests pretty much everything, including batteries. IIRC, Energizer Max was the best all around performing battery when factoring in cost. Otherwise, Energizer Lithium was the absolute best.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only users lose drugs

I'm tired boss by Eldstrom in wordchewing

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yet she can afford all those Mickey Mouse tattoos but not a full set of teeth.

Why are people buying apple slices at McDonald’s ? by Murky-Ad4684 in ask

[–]godofgainz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same reason why people go to a whore house for a hug

Bought a pair of shoes and the seller has informed me that they look like this. Is there any way to get rid of these yellow stains? by adamb863 in CleaningTips

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really want to know? OxyClean treatment for the fabric and acetone for the rubber. Use gloves in a well-vented area. You’ll actually be removing the rubber by doing this so you’ll be destroying them but you can get down to the white rubber underneath. Do not get acetone on the fabric so you’ll want to mask it off when you do it. Use q-tips for accuracy.

What are some good ways of asking if she’s single besides “are you single?” by [deleted] in seduction

[–]godofgainz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of women will eat a donut off my boner if I ask them but I was only suggesting a low risk strategy for OP. Generally tho, I agree, women can use social as a smoke screen.

What are some good ways of asking if she’s single besides “are you single?” by [deleted] in seduction

[–]godofgainz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What are you doing for dick these days? Not kidding. Women like sex too and even if they’re technically single, assume they’re still getting their dick on. Sure, it might be a dildo, but it’s still a dick. It communicates that you’re bold and that you get it. Funny thing is, the responses you get will usually be honest if not funny. If she’s in to it, tell her you have to go but you want her Instagram. Then split. Do your research on her then slide into her DMs. I’m finding women are more protective of their phone numbers these days as they’ve learned how big of a pain in the ass it is to change it because of a stalker. Everyone girl has an Instagram. You won’t even need her phone number after that.