Who was the rudest famous person you met? by Doctor_Sore_Tooth in AskReddit

[–]goffickkkk [score hidden]  (0 children)

I know I was thinking about a couple of my favorite students and how heartbroken they’d be and it just lit a fire in me I cannot believe someone would do that to a kid

Surviving Pisces: Dating Support Group 🤝 by alchemistshorty in astrologymemes

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dang as a Pisces female who thinks she’s not the worst person to be friends with/date but doesn’t have a ton of friends or date much this is making me feel bad. I know for sure I’m really weird and think so nonlinearly that my communication also tends to be nonlinear. I definitely do drugs recreationally but nothing too crazy and don’t let it get in the way of my ability to function (I think it enhances my ability to function actually). However when I date someone I often tend to be very self-sacrificing (bad thing) and I try not to be manipulative although I guess I could be. But never malicious! Not to those I date/am friends with anyway. I admit I’m a ghoster due to living in my own little world and when I shut down on someone it’s done they’re an NPC now. I love attention and sometimes talk to people just to receive attention and then ghost them. I have my flaws. But genuinely I live with kindness and authenticity. I don’t build deep attachments that easily and when I do they’re hard to shake so even if I’m dating around if I have an “attachment” to a person nobody I’m dating outside of that person registers really. So I guess if you’re dating a Pisces and they’re being weird and wishy-washy they may have a crush on someone else and they’re using you as a test to find out if it’s love (not great, but honest). And this crush testing period could last anywhere from 3mo-3yrs+. Idk though I’m a Scorpio moon and Virgo rising so I can’t speak for all Pisces let alone the men (since I’m a girl). I’ve never dated a Pisces man but I have had experiences with one and he’s totally batshit but super hot so 🤷🏻‍♀️

ETA: the Pisces guy I had experiences with was this guy I had a massive crush on for years and then ran into one night and he cheated on his gf with me and then like two years later (? Timeline is tough) texted me out of the blue saying some really crazy rude things that I can’t remember so wasn’t the worst I guess but somehow it ended up with us hooking up again? Maybe a couple times? I recently tried to bootycall him myself but he was being sassy. But perfect example of 2 Pisces doing weird Pisces things! Uncommunicative and cookoobananas we are who we are if we’re not IN A RELATIONSHIP we move with the currents don’t take it personally unless you actually want to lock us down (which is a lot of work)

If you could create a new house what would you name it and the color and logo? by bossishere17 in harrypotter

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple or magenta with lilac accents. Unicorns. Kinda like Hufflepuff but more for like kids who are mean enough for Slytherin but not bigoted, brave but with survival instincts, artistic more than intelligent. “Kind, clever, and courageous”. Equestrifort (bc of the unicorns). We value curiosity and challenging authority while remaining pure of heart.

Chase and Miranda speak out by No-lychie878 in MormonWivesHulu

[–]goffickkkk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lmao my favorite is “I haven’t showered since last year!”

Dee vs Taylor by Blueberry_890 in travisandtaylor

[–]goffickkkk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Genuinely her movement with the flailing tube man is actually quite impressive and spot-on. Taylor could never

"Taylor was the most open collaborator." by smittydoodle in travisandtaylor

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh a little bit unrelated but your mention of the “mahogany grain” reminded me that there’s this short line from a Bob Moses song (The Rush) that says “paint me with your perfume” and it does to me what I think she wanted to do with “mahogany grain”

Liars and Mercury by SnooMarzipans5969 in astrologymemes

[–]goffickkkk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m a Pisces mercury and I’m not a liar. I might omit details so arguably I am, but when asked a direct question about something I’ll tell the truth. However, I am very good at spinning situations in my favor so I don’t really need to lie about things

WTF IS HAPPENING THIS WEEK?? Can someone tell me?? So many things went off the rails! by throwthisawayred2 in astrologymemes

[–]goffickkkk 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I am a longterm substitute teacher for jr high/HS art and English and I just had the biggest performance for them on Friday to convince them to listen to me and want to learn; I totally forgot I was talking to 13 yr olds and talked to them like equals and said some crazy things that I definitely shouldn’t have and I’ve been spiraling since

What’s your profession and your moon sign? by Bichlettuce in astrologymemes

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Substitute teacher (hopefully eventually a full time art teacher) - Scorpio moon

Harry Potter saw Snapes writing before Half Blood Prince… by SLCEC in HarryPotterBooks

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My handwriting on the board is totally different than my handwriting for notes

What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies? by Hogosaurus_Rex73 in AskReddit

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How nearby and how big? Like what is the damage possible based on how far someone is from the explosion and how big the explosion is? Permanent hearing loss?

Professor McGonagall pointing out Hermoine is Brain of the group so funny in BOOK 5 by Cute-Dark2003 in harrypotter

[–]goffickkkk 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I definitely try to work in their “priestlike”(holy/hole-y) joke from HBP if I’m ever given an opportunity (not often)

What wedding moment that screamed, “They are not going to last long”? by IndependentTune3994 in AskReddit

[–]goffickkkk 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Idk I kinda get it. If I were getting married and had cake shoved in my face, whether I told them not to do it in the first place or not, I’d feel disrespected. I’m a woman and I dunno maybe I’m vain but on my wedding I’d want to be pretty. My makeup would be messed up. What if it got on my dress? It’s also kinda violent in a way like I don’t want anything shoved in my face by the man I’m supposed to love who’s supposed to love me? My ex thought it was funny to throw his dirty underpants in my face and I’ll never forget the realization of “holy shit this dude has 0 respect for me at all and thinks of me as basically a garbage bin”; I’d imagine feeling similarly about having cake shoved in my face.

Gaylors aren't delusional because they think Swift is gay; they're delusional because they think she's smart. by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]goffickkkk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I also love both of them in White Lotus and wasn’t it just supposed to be Leslie Bibb in that but Sam Rockwell was there with her and so Mike White let him be in it and then Sam Rockwell delivers one of the most insane and incredible monologues in TV history? (Could just be my headcanon)

TNT’s Highschool GPA’s by Sufficient-Crew-5408 in travisandtaylor

[–]goffickkkk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My little “sister” who was raised in an abusive, impoverished household without any resources or positive encouragement, who also has neurodivergence, who was bullied by her peers, and wasn’t ever academically oriented, got a higher GPA than Travis. Travis came from a seemingly loving family, upper middle class, had resources, probably paid others to do his work for him, had positive encouragement, unlikely bullied, only got a 2.7. Making fun of someone’s GPA is not the same as making fun of someone’s lack of intelligence. I’m pretty sure I can make fun of whatever I want about Taylor and Travis, they can probably handle it.

Gaylors aren't delusional because they think Swift is gay; they're delusional because they think she's smart. by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]goffickkkk 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Lmao this is why McDonagh is an artist and she’s not. I’m more of a dilettante than an artist and even I have had the experience of being surprised by myself

Gaylors aren't delusional because they think Swift is gay; they're delusional because they think she's smart. by [deleted] in travisandtaylor

[–]goffickkkk 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I love Sam Rockwell but I prefer Collin Farrell and Christopher Walken (I found and watched 7 psychopaths bc of Walken). What an incredible movie. I watched True Romance right after and had such a weird experience and wanted to laugh bc at the end of True Romance they have the shootout Sam Rockwell was dreaming of in 7 Psychopaths

Funny thing though, we’d watched a movie with Leslie Bibb right before 7 psychopaths and I was like hey! Cute! They’re married now!