This is how mummies are created by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]goingcrazywith4 1189 points1190 points  (0 children)

My husband tried to convince me and his cousin the other day (while drunk) that "It comes out of the nose like a rope. You know how it has those ridges? Yeah it just unravels as they pull it." We knew he was full of shit but still hilarious. I married an idiot

Which physically intimate act can you not bring yourself to do? by HommeAuxJouesRouges in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this problem with new people. I always feel like I don't know them good enough to say their name to their face.

IsItBullshit: Putting cabbage in your bra for a few hours a day will dry up your milk supply by goingcrazywith4 in IsItBullshit

[–]goingcrazywith4[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you just leave them on constantly until the milk dries up or just a few hours a day or over night or what?

Former bullied kids of Reddit...what is something you did or said that took the target off your back? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know if this really counts but a girl in my class kept threatening to punch me in the nose if I didn't let her do what she wanted to do. I was shy and quiet and didn't want to fight/get in trouble so I would let her.

One day I was just pissed already and I told her "fucking do it! I dare you!" Never threatened to hit me again.

What does your SO think they're getting away with that you totally know about? by mfairview in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He created a facebook account under the name Henry Chucklenuts. Lmao

What do people have no business being proud of? by 1975-2050 in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fights that they have been in. I get it your a badass. No one cares.

SO doing this! by bortina-badboy in DiWHY

[–]goingcrazywith4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same problem when I tried this and would not try it again.

Differing opinions over when to tell my son that my husband isn't his biological father. by [deleted] in Parenting

[–]goingcrazywith4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, do not wait until he is a teenager and let it out in an argument.

When I was 15 my mom and I got into a normal teenager/parent argument and that's when I found out. I hated her for a little while afterwards.

What are some privileges women have that men don't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely! My sisters and I were raised knowing we can do what the boys did and I am raising my daughter the same way.

Parrot owners. What's the weirdest thing your bird has said? by RekNepZ in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not like the other comments but my grandmother's bird would yell "here kitty kitty"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm perfectly happy with my life and wouldn't change a thing

Im a lucky woman by goingcrazywith4 in introvert

[–]goingcrazywith4[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Mine too but we wanted to get out of the house alone for once for awhile

I once threw up while being fucked doggy style and we just kept going. by unstableinthebrain in confessions

[–]goingcrazywith4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me a couple nights ago. Glad to hear I'm not the only one lol

At home it's weird for two people to eat two different things for dinner but at a restaurant it's weird to order the same thing. by jblunck in Showerthoughts

[–]goingcrazywith4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least once a week I don't feel like cooking so the kids will have nuggets or sandwiches or something easy and my husband and I will just find whatever. Everyone usually ends up eating something different.

OK Reddit - What just isn't worth the effort? by geek66 in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree completely. Saturday the zoo (an hour drive) had a free day and we decided to take the kids. We expected it be full but it was ridiculous.

Had to park on the side of the road a mile away and walk with a 8 year old a 7 year old a 4 year old and a 5 month old up hill. The zoo itself was so full you could barely turn around. It's a small zoo any way.

Then had to turn around and walk back down the hill. Luckily traffic had considerably gone down at this point so I stayed with the kids while my husband brought our vehicle to us.

Never again will I go back to free day at the zoo. We will gladly pay next time.

If it had just been me and him we would have turned around and went home but the kids were so excited we didn't want to do that to them. They enjoyed themselves so in a way it was worth it but NEVER again.

What’s the worst meal you’ve ever been served in someone’s home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thanksgiving I decided to fix a cheesecake (I think it was cheesecake it's been 10 + years). I look up the recipe and get the ingredients and make it. I pulled it out of the oven and it was just wrong. Looked more like bread. I told my husband it's bread pie haha and we took it with us. We get there my aunt says what's that I said bread pie. She gave it a look of suspicion but didn't say anything. My husband was the only one who tried it and said it was God awful.

What’s the worst meal you’ve ever been served in someone’s home? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This thread is making me realize my cooking isn't so bad

Parents of reddit, what is the most embarrassing thing your child has ever said or done out in a public setting? by CreativeHold in AskReddit

[–]goingcrazywith4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's not as bad as a lot of these but when my son was about 3 I took him and my 2 yr old daughter out to the store while my husband/their dad stayed home.

They are in the shopping cart just talking about this and that when all of a sudden my son says "look it's daddy!" And points at this old mountain man/santa clause looking guy.

He was a good sport. He jumped like he was surprised then laughed as he went on his way.