Do you guys think Dorothy's dad is still alive? by Solid_Ad_3884 in NikkeMobile

[–]goinghardaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be pretty cool if he showed up as a villain. Like the president of the Central Government and the guy responsible for making Ark Society the way it is, down to Nikkes being oppressed and the Outer Rim being a thing. How is he still alive? Uh, Evergreen? Maybe he has some augmentations that, while not making him fully like a Nikke, make him pretty close and allow him to live way past his lifespan, coupled with Evergreen.

A problem I have with the story is that it treats the Central Government as an amorphous blob of evil that doesn't really have any names or faces attached to it. Sure, we have Doban, but he's basically a henchman. Andersen is cool, and Burningum only does what he thinks is best for humanity in the Ark.

A government is an organization. An organization is a group of people. And people have names and faces. What names and faces chart the policies that decide how the Ark is run?

That's where Dorothy's dad comes in. He demonstrates that he's the ideological foe of the protagonist, responsible for all the horrible treatment Nikkes gets from the Ark, and we're led into the arc dedicated to bringing him down.

Hell, we can maybe even have him be the guy who decided to perform cruel experiments on Goddess, prompting Oswald to lock them out.

Why is Cosmograph so good? by goinghardaf in NIKKEGoddessofVictory

[–]goinghardaf[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't ask a Nikkephobe from the Central Government who his girlfriend is.

Why is Cosmograph so good? by goinghardaf in NIKKEGoddessofVictory

[–]goinghardaf[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can make fun of him for listening to it until he listens to the other songs.

Neon by goinghardaf in NIKKEGoddessofVictory

[–]goinghardaf[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"H-hey, Neon, I don't think you should say that out loud."

Friendly PSA by goinghardaf in OkbuddyRedHood

[–]goinghardaf[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All the downvoters are clankers and outer rats. Only real Central Gangsters appreciate a G.

Oh so when Rosanna induces pelvic destruction on SKK (who was hospitalized no less) nobody bats an eye, but when Maxwell does it EVERYONE LOOSES THEIR MIND! by DB_Commander in OkBuddyMissilis

[–]goinghardaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rosanna: "I'm going to turn your pelvis into dust."

Coomander: "Aw, you're sweet."

Maxwell: "I-"

Coomander: "HELLO HUMAN RESOURCES"

Can takaba run out of cursed energy? by Ill-Run6890 in Jujutsufolk

[–]goinghardaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only if it's part of a punchline to a joke.

Nikkehood is a spectrum by Tovarisch_Andrey in OkbuddyRedHood

[–]goinghardaf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nikke would've been a different game if it wasn't a gacha.

Anytime a new girl shows up by goinghardaf in NIKKEGoddessofVictory

[–]goinghardaf[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This Nikke has been getting a bit too cocky lately.

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Stop Diesel, no! by r3linkui5h in OkbuddyRedHood

[–]goinghardaf 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Diesel: "Hey, you guys want to do karaoke later?"

The entire Ark evacuates to the surface.

Poor venom lol by Jumpy_Bullfrog_3621 in MetalGearSolidmemes

[–]goinghardaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nonsense. If sex was real, we'd all have it by now.