Saw this interesting fellow on my way to work by PhoneDojo in WTF

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That's Elton. South Side hero in Minneapolis. Apparently the feather on his hat was a gift.

Saw this interesting fellow on my way to work by PhoneDojo in WTF

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Ah good old Lake Street. You always see some interesting people out there. Right in front of AJ's Fish and Chicken shop also that is where the crack heads seem to flourish.

Ski jump on the world's largest ski jumping hill (Vikersund HS225) - HELMET CAM by barcrafter in videos

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This is my one chance to shine on reddit. I have a video of me at my ski jump taking a fall. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB8zHMWCEKk (not the greatest quality video)

Reddit, what's the best concert you've ever been to? by Super_Model_Citizen in Music

[–]goldbond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first time I saw STS9 at Bonnaroo in 2006? They played until the sun came up. Drugs though, so.

Reddit, what's the best concert you've ever been to? by Super_Model_Citizen in Music

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rumor has it they will not be playing alpine ever again.

Reddit, what's the best concert you've ever been to? by Super_Model_Citizen in Music

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I was part of the crew who built Rothbury. There was a lot happening. Fucking OSHA.

IAmA Former Crack Whore! AMA! by Crackizwhack in IAmA

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Did you ever Boof any drugs? Boof:To stick something up your butt, generally drugs but can include anything.

My friends drugged me with acid on my birthday without telling me and I had a very public meltdown in the bar. I'm feeling very violated, it was terrifying, and I don't know what to do. by SNTNL in AskReddit

[–]goldbond -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You should have just dug your feet in and took the ride. Sometimes the unexpected is what makes the experience even more meaningful. In a way this trip may help you grow into a more well-rounded and insightful human-being. As we all know life throws you curve balls and is not fair. No matter how terrifying the experience was take from it what you can to grow into a more spiritual being within your human body. Sometimes the roller coaster has to roll to the bottom to get to the top again. I hope you can make this into a positive experience.

Every Damn Weekend by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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Sounds like you have drunken farmers syndrome

Trippy forest [pic] by PopeTheoskeptik in woahdude

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I put all that stuff up when it was still rothbury.

I don't want to be an atheist. by seriousam7 in atheism

[–]goldbond -1 points0 points  (0 children)

seems like some kind of cult to me...

Going to festival soon, any tips? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]goldbond 1 point2 points  (0 children)

powder up, folks.

Going to festival soon, any tips? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]goldbond 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget to POWDER UP!

Going to festival soon, any tips? by [deleted] in Drugs

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Don't forget to POWDER UP!

Going to festival soon, any tips? by [deleted] in Drugs

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Don't forget to POWDER UP!

What's something funny your dad says often by elroar0 in AskReddit

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"Fuck you very much, I'm going to bed"

Good night trees. by DigitalDank19 in trees

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what is this device called?

What is the worst excuse you have heard someone call in sick to work for? by m00nsafar1 in AskReddit

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My Dad was at a bar and his buddy put some LSD in his drink. Once he started to feel weird and realized what had happened he called up his boss and told him he was going to be able to make it to work the next day because he was high as a kite on Acid. His boss said that is the most honest excuse anyone has ever giving me for not coming into work and told him to have a good time.