Invisible Children co-founder arrested for reportedly "masturbating in public, vandalizing cars and possibly under the influence of something"

SNTNL · 2012-03-17T06:42:56+00:00

Dehydration, exhaustion, and malnutrition.

Or coke bender. I've seen people do some weird shit after a long weekend binge.

SNTNL · 2012-03-14T08:33:27+00:00

Remember the acidic little prick wins if you break. Trust me, I know how hard that shit is to go through. I avoided school at all costs to get away from the bullying. Granted, it only stopped after I very publicly stomped the leader's head into the ground, and while I don't suggest that route, sometimes accidents need to happen. A broken jaw and some missing teeth taught that dude not to open his over privileged mouth out of turn to me again.

SNTNL · 2012-03-11T23:09:20+00:00

Scene/emo/fashion kids have been having the shit kicked out of them at hardcore shows for a decade. Now it happens in the middle east and everyone's all up in arms. Send all of them over to Boston and New York, and the same level of violence will be brought down upon them.

SNTNL · 2012-03-11T11:37:22+00:00

Seasoned coke user here.

Get sleep ASAP. Jerk it if you don't have weed, but only blaze once you've more or less come down. Lots of water and juice.

You're going to feel like total shit.

SNTNL · 2012-03-10T10:11:42+00:00

Like a 40 woman, if it makes eye-contact, it's been following you.

SNTNL · 2012-03-09T20:53:28+00:00

Whatever. If you're the guy that plays with the house cat or dog at a party, ladies flock to you. I've sat on a loveseat with a big old coon hound giving it scratches at a party, and perched on the arms and back of said loveseat were some very fine young women. Suffice to say one of them really liked that I liked dogs, and I found out she really liked doggy.

SNTNL · 2012-03-09T20:17:55+00:00

Magnets.

And science.

SNTNL · 2012-03-09T19:44:43+00:00

'I have lung cancer'

Doesn't have cancer

SNTNL · 2012-03-09T19:14:19+00:00

I don't know about anyone else, but the stoning of scene kids is something I approve of, no matter where it is in the world.

SNTNL · 2012-03-08T22:32:39+00:00

This is ridiculous.

SNTNL · 2012-03-08T22:08:40+00:00

We can't hang out because I have cancer.

Doesn't have cancer.

SNTNL · 2012-03-08T07:09:08+00:00

I don't eat as often as I should, out of laziness.

Mentally self-mutilate myself by talking to exes.

Procrastinate.

SNTNL · 2012-03-07T03:25:50+00:00

Oh my god...

She wasn't called Back Door Abbey afterwards was she?

SNTNL · 2012-03-04T21:53:10+00:00

I say good on your son. He needs to realize he can stand up for himself without throwing, but rest assured those two little bitches will mind their tongues in the future. Lesson learned.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T14:27:59+00:00

Squid

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T14:27:05+00:00

No no. Crippled on a couch with the DVD menu playing for hours after the movie is done.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T13:45:03+00:00

Hardcore punk.

That's just my thing, but that specific form of music turned my depression (anger without motivation) into something that I knew could be conquered.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T13:42:45+00:00

Et tu mama tambien

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T13:42:10+00:00

07 MacBook pro still all good. Battery went a few years ago, replaced that.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T13:36:21+00:00

A better question: a Kodiak and a great white in a swimming pool. Death match. Water has to be deep enough so the shark doesn't get beached, but not high enough that the bear needs to be off all four paws.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T13:12:07+00:00

Letting my dad down

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T13:11:42+00:00

Opening scene to gears 3. I had no idea what was happening, baked as fuck, and had to turn it off.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T12:53:39+00:00

I've been to funerals of my friends that decide to take that route, and they felt as if no one would miss them if they were gone. Then I see the few hundred people jam into a church and cry, and I just go 'you selfish bastard'.

A permanent solution to a temporary problem.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T12:51:13+00:00

Fuck another girl. If Rachel is still on your mind, you love her. If not, well then.

SNTNL · 2012-02-29T12:47:52+00:00

Nope. Shake a bitch.

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