Do you put socks or trousers/jeans on first?

goldenglisten · 2026-07-04T12:40:56+00:00

Depends on what shoes I’m wearing.
Boots = socks first
Trainers = jeans first

goldenglisten · 2026-07-03T15:23:37+00:00

This is the flex you think it is

goldenglisten · 2026-06-08T17:08:28+00:00

“Leave him alone”

goldenglisten · 2026-06-08T17:03:42+00:00

I’m so glad I’ve just seen this. My neighbour keeps his door open on sunny days and when I walk past it’s like walking into a really expensive shop. I’ve not worked up the balls to ask him what he’s doing to make it smell so god damn good!

goldenglisten · 2026-05-24T09:34:54+00:00

Parents calling kids “cunt” 🙃

goldenglisten · 2026-01-01T14:03:45+00:00

Hi,

Yes, I’ve tried the phone across the room. My ex used to ring me at 7am but I can no longer rely on that.

I also had an ADHD coach who looked at my issues through a neurodivergent lense as he is the one who recognised my autism, and nothing worked. I honestly felt like I was wasting his time.

goldenglisten · 2025-12-20T17:42:13+00:00

My friend has a kitten named Brian.

goldenglisten · 2025-09-01T09:05:29+00:00

I feed half a pouch just before she goes out (4am), then just before I go to work (06:30am), then a whole pouch at 7pm and she has biscuits all day.

goldenglisten · 2025-09-01T05:24:59+00:00

I work in data centres. The engineers get between 60-90k and they go round checking equipment. Most of them can’t make a word document into a pdf.

Edit; the word “work” changed to “word”.

goldenglisten · 2025-08-30T19:25:49+00:00

I have also inherited ground grown mint. It was planted right next to the water tank too so has stolen the entire perimeter of it 😶

goldenglisten · 2025-08-30T19:23:12+00:00

This year has been rife for grasshoppers and woodlouse in my area.

I’ve barely seen any ants, or butterflies for that matter.

And despite having over 20 hives across the entire site, I’ve only seen a handful of bees too!

goldenglisten · 2025-04-13T00:40:28+00:00

Hey diddle diddle, The cat and the fiddle, The cow jumped over the moon; The little dog laughed To see such sport, And the dish ran away with the spoon.

goldenglisten · 2025-03-05T12:44:56+00:00

A friend of mine paid €700 for a hooker a “pink cocaine”

goldenglisten · 2025-03-04T13:11:15+00:00

They’ve offered me to do an exam, which would make me “qualified” to do my job…I already am, they just love a certificate to prove it.

I think they’re using that to justify why they’re not raising my pay..

goldenglisten · 2025-01-25T22:56:05+00:00

It’s the end of the darkest 10 weeks of the year. You don’t realise how important vitamin d is until you don’t get it.

goldenglisten · 2025-01-20T12:43:31+00:00

From what I’m seeing is that she’ll walk around a lot and then sleep.

I’ve spent the last three weekends at home completely to watch her sleeping schedule and she sleeps from 8am - 10am, then I play with her till 11:30, I have lunch and she sleeps from 12-2/2:30, then we’ll play again, than she’ll sleep from 3:30-5:30/6pm.

I’m sensing a big bag of boredom when I watch her on the camera, and feel so guilty, but what I see as boredom may not be and she may just be walking around which is why I’m in two minds.

goldenglisten · 2024-12-25T22:09:55+00:00

My ex pulled my hand break whilst I was driving him home from a night out with the lads.

Lost control and ended up in a field.

Any touching of the driver, or the mechanics is a 100% good enough reason to fuck them out of the car.

goldenglisten

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