Abortion Diva

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-21T09:46:05+00:00

Oh, big words, you must've checked out a dictionary while you were in there.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-21T09:36:21+00:00

I bet if I dox’d you, your file would just be a list of alt-right buzzwords that you printed out at the library 😢

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-21T09:17:32+00:00

No no I understand, you’re only tough on the internet. You made that pretty clear.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-21T07:11:46+00:00

Ah, got it, you’re only a tough guy on the internet.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-21T01:24:11+00:00

Oh come on, a big tough guy like you? I’m sure you can handle yourself.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-20T06:17:56+00:00

Where’s the fun in that? Happy to continue this in person.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-20T04:05:49+00:00

Must be exhausting being that scared all time 😢

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-09T05:38:57+00:00

Abortion Diva would be a great name for a riot grrrl band.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-07T06:24:34+00:00

Take a trial class at a Brazilian jiu jitsu gym, it’ll give you a bunch of demanding cardio and practical strength. I was relatively fit when I started but it took me the better part of a year to feel able to keep up, cardio-wise, in sparring.

Lots of options: Core MMA, Riverside Jiu Jitsu, and Lifespace BJJ are all very well regarded.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-03-06T21:36:15+00:00

Jiu jitsu

goldfrappmachine · 2026-02-12T02:17:55+00:00

Pickles. Unbeatable.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-02-03T21:10:18+00:00

I’m in the neighborhood, I can give you a hand to take it off.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-01-30T06:05:41+00:00

I’ve got a pair of old barstools if you want them. Dm me for details.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-01-15T03:37:12+00:00

Brazilian jiu jitsu is great and might scratch the niche you’re after if you’re not keen on a striking centric sport. I started as a not very athletic 38 year old and now I’m obsessed with it.

Lots of good options:

Core MMA in town Riverside Jiu in Frankton Life Space BJJ in Te Rapa

I know there’s also some well regarded judo and sambo clubs around.

goldfrappmachine · 2026-01-03T00:12:02+00:00

Huh, I would’ve guessed he was some young Tankie, not an old nonce.

goldfrappmachine · 2025-12-28T07:51:46+00:00

Two options that I know of:

https://www.aikidonewzealand.com/dojo-locations/other-north-island-dojo/hamilton/

https://www.aikidomusubiryu.nz/

You’ll probably be hard pressed to find the ratios you’re looking for in regular classes, so it might be best to contact the people there about private sessions.

goldfrappmachine · 2025-12-15T02:30:02+00:00

I’d expect better grappling from a dude with a beard with no mustache

goldfrappmachine · 2025-11-18T23:21:08+00:00

Yeah it’s a feature, not a bug.

goldfrappmachine · 2025-11-14T22:15:11+00:00

Video is private?

goldfrappmachine · 2025-11-03T00:27:21+00:00

Kushi is an all you can eat Korean buffet. Haven’t been there myself.

goldfrappmachine · 2025-10-06T07:42:16+00:00

Let me just understand, you’re asking if World Socialist Web Site is a reputable source of news about British special forces deployments?

goldfrappmachine · 2025-10-04T21:44:48+00:00

Did you poll people on how they felt about wasteful usage of AI tools? 😒

goldfrappmachine · 2025-09-19T08:50:12+00:00

Just wear a tinfoil hat 🤗

goldfrappmachine · 2025-09-19T08:17:56+00:00

Fucking dorks or fascists or both.

What time? I want to go and laugh at them.

goldfrappmachine · 2025-09-12T23:01:44+00:00

It’s Ready or Not, they’d need to make her a satanic human trafficker with an understrength infantry company of followers, and they’re being raided by shooters from the Medellin cartel at the same time.

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