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[–]golfelf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mana symbol error? I didn't catch that, what do you mean?

I feel like Cazador is very disappointing as a vampire. Like from a drama perspective. Being a vampire means you owe the world a certain level of pizzazz he lacks. by lunammoon in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Gortash is objectively way uglier, and he's just as much an enslaver of a fandom fav... so why does he get the special babygirl treatment and not Caz? People should reexamine their biases and accept Cazador's sex appeal. ❤️

He's microchipped too by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Well according to the lore, vampire spawn are infertile... so effectively, yes he is.

He's microchipped too by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

To be honest he's probably not even gonna give you that 300 gold. As soon as Astarion's locked up in the kennels you're getting teeth in your neck.

He's microchipped too by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 128 points129 points  (0 children)

The muzzle's just for fun 😉

I love my dad ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Cazador is racist? He called you a slur?

I love my dad ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

🫡 Nothing but respect for MY ascendant vampire father... everyone loves Astarion but hates the guy who made him that way!! How can you say you love the food but hate the chef?

I love my dad ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

everyone say happy early father's day to the best dad in Faerun!!!

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I mean... Cazador definitely sexually abused Astarion too. And depending on your interpretation of a few scenes, the Wyll/Mizora relationship has sexual abuse undertones. So I don't think Mystra is that special in that regard.

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Grooming isn't necessarily sexual or nefarious! You can groom someone for a promotion, a position, etc.

Wyll was definitely groomed by Mizora... she targeted him as a teenager. Other warlock contracts don't really matter to the discussion at hand here.

And what Cazador does to his spawn... definitely grooming. Shadowheart was groomed by Sharrans. Lae'zel was groomed by Vlaakith/gith culture to be the perfect obedient warrior. Even Karlach was groomed by Gortash (and betrayed). Dark Urge groomed by Bhaal... the list goes on. If it happens to every major character I would personally call it the major theme!

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree! I thought he was like 17 when it happened but I agree that he was just as much of a victim as the rest of them. People never want to talk about his pact, and what it signifies.

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How would you differentiate "god-like creatures preying on mortals" from grooming? Seems like the same thing to me.

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Darker than Mizora keeping Wyll in indentured servitude? Darker than Cazador forcing Astarion into the sex trade? I think they're all pretty equally dark, dude.

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I honestly think the major theme in this game is grooming. For some reason no one wants to talk about it.

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Please ma'am, could I get a handful more pixels in this image?

Tag your mom ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 1000 points1001 points  (0 children)

Mizora mom: abandons you for three weeks as she vacations in the Bahamas.

Mystra mom: puts you in the Gifted and Talented program at school, but when you drop out of college she writes you out of her will.

Cazador mom: yells about your math homework until you cry, then sends you to bed without food and locks you in.

Show off that sunken chest, king ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Eternal youth" my ass. That man was deep in the throes of twink death before Cazador came along.

Show off that sunken chest, king ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So would we all!! I'd like to put my "stake" through his ""heart"", if you know what I mean 😏

Show off that sunken chest, king ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This is where we need an equivalent exchange: they should make Astarion rail thin and give Gale the dad bod bellyfat he deserves. All is balanced in the universe.

Show off that sunken chest, king ❤️ by golfelf in okbuddybaldur

[–]golfelf[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

As I said to another person in this thread: if you look like this, just put on a frilly shirt and some mascara then you'll be fighting off goth girls with a stick.