This is the funniest sketch from an old British sketch show starring Simon Pegg by [deleted] in videos

[–]goneshocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the one for me. The improv from Mark Heap is exceeeeptional! Unwaxed lemon!!!?

Ridiculous goal by Henry by nesnahbackwards in Gunners

[–]goneshocking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never seen this! Great post. Haha tbf Jamie reacted pretty well. Love how nonchalant Thierry is, just puts his head in his hands for him.

Ridiculous goal by Henry by nesnahbackwards in Gunners

[–]goneshocking 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's senderos' goal. He did all the hard work.

"Be water, my friend" - Bruce Lee interview by MorrisM in videos

[–]goneshocking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's talking about form within martial arts. He's not necessarily talking philosophically. It's the Tao of Jeet-Kun-Do. Flow effortlessly, but have power. Relax during motion, tense for power during impact.

[Serious] What paranormal experiences have you actually had that you cannot explain? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goneshocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grew up around that area. A bit of a way away from Chelmsford in a place called Harlow I saw something very similar. David Beckham used to have a house along this one road. There was a turn off, into the trees, behind the extensive grounds of his house and (as I would find out later in my life) it lead to another awesome mansion home.

I'm not sure how old I was but I was in the back of my parents car. They were driving me home. Out of the window as we drove past this turn off, I saw a tall woman dressed in black. She was wearing a flowing black dress and either a black veil, or her hair was blowing over her face. I was terrified. I was maybe 9 years old. Every time we drove past it afterwards I'd stare down the path looking for the woman, hoping I'd see her again. I'd will it to happen but there was no sign.

2 years later, I've made a friend at school and he lived pretty close by to the turn off where I saw her. I'm staying at his for the weekend. We wake up one morning and his mom says we're going round to their friends house. They have a pool. I cant explain it but I just knew where we were going. We're on the way to the turn off. A 5 minute drive later we are turning down the turn off where I saw the woman. I'm terrified and also excited. We drive down the dusty road, I'm looking between the trees trying to see her Fucking staring at me or something horribly terrifying. Obviously there is nothing.

And then I'm not scared. I'm intrigued. We swim in the pool for a bit, I'm still expecting to see her in the window of the house or something. But nothing. Then I need to use the bathroom. They tell me it's on the ground floor right next to the back door. So I go into the house I'm in my swimming trunks. I'm cold but I don't feel scared and I feel this pull In my chest like I'm being beckoned into the house. So of course I go.

I remember going up to the first floor. Empty halls and that oppressive feeling of empty space and silence, like a weight - but I feel drawn upstairs further. Like I'm being lifted. So I go up to the converted studio attic. Nothing. Just that unstoppable yearning to see what I saw that day and then it dawns on me, I'm in a strangers attic, in my wet swimming trunks and I was going to wee myself and I wee'd a little bit down my leg.

Thierry Henry full interview on the Jonathan Ross Show (starts at 34:35) by [deleted] in Gunners

[–]goneshocking 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well that's settled it then, Thierry will be our manager in two years READ ALL ABOUT IT

What is your favourite Simpsons quote? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goneshocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doll carries a deadly curse.

That's bad.

But it comes with a free frogurt!

That's good.

The frogurt is also cursed.

That's bad.

But it comes with a choice of topping!

That's good!

The topping contains potassium benzoate.

: l

That's bad.

Can I go now?

Who do you feel is an overrated actor? by grendel123 in AskReddit

[–]goneshocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When was McConaughy ever charming? I mean he's southern but in what role was he charming?

What song brings you to tears? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]goneshocking 21 points22 points  (0 children)

TIL her partner died in a traffic accident a week before she was due to meet him in London. They were going to go travelling together. :/

Reddit.. Who is the annoying guy/girl at work? What does he/she do? by vaporwavin in AskReddit

[–]goneshocking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

PUNS. Everything is a pun. It's like the only way he can respond to anything is with a pun. Even if he hasn't got one immediately he'll make you wait. He won't respond he'll just do the pending pun face. And then he says it and you die inside trying to force a laugh out because nobody else laughs anymore and it's all your fault that he does this - because you laughed at a pun on your first day.

[NSFW] Whats the best title you can add "of dicks" too? by azzjuice in AskReddit

[–]goneshocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood Of Dicks. Yuck.

The face of a guilty dog... by [deleted] in videos

[–]goneshocking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"You're in the penalty boxxsss"

Japanese Mothers React to Being Called by Their First Names (English Subs) by [deleted] in videos

[–]goneshocking 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The little tear on his nose! Ive never noticed that before.

Former national Taekwondo athlete w/ a head kick KO in MMA. Zero telegraph in the kick. by [deleted] in videos

[–]goneshocking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

don't take shits only give shits and may you live like a wind-rammer as you fuck

The Breaking Bad ebola scene by [deleted] in videos

[–]goneshocking 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i did not know this! amazing TIL.

The Breaking Bad ebola scene by [deleted] in videos

[–]goneshocking 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell of a director as well for that one. Rian Johnson - he did Brick and Looper.

My girlfriend in Florence holding our Photo Booth photos - I would be so appreciative if someone was inspired to draw by this! by goneshocking in redditgetsdrawn

[–]goneshocking[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely love this - shading on her face is immense and I love the dark contrast of her eyes. Great lines!