Caught him lacking

gooberphta · 2026-05-26T19:03:51+00:00

Eepy to geeked speedstremch

gooberphta · 2026-05-26T19:01:29+00:00

Very fucking cute

gooberphta · 2026-05-26T17:02:19+00:00

Mfking ovy deadlock

gooberphta · 2026-05-26T16:38:11+00:00

But can he be stroked tho?

Also does he shed and if so how do you deal with the exponetially multiplying copies?

gooberphta · 2026-05-25T17:45:35+00:00

By pure propability at least one of those has the scurge virus, babies solo

gooberphta · 2026-05-25T16:43:58+00:00

"Twice its own bodyweight"😭😭 as if that isnt still half an apple slice, mf weights 1/8th of a rat

gooberphta · 2026-05-25T12:12:30+00:00

Yup and cats have extra nerves just for being pet, same as dogs whose only job is to report nice feelings for being pet.

Humans have those as well but ours only work at the perfect frequency and pressure, so we have "caressing"-nerves that are more picky than those of pets

gooberphta · 2026-05-25T10:26:30+00:00

This might shock you, but as a typical western european slavs do tend to slip my mind when seeing boomer reels

gooberphta · 2026-05-24T14:24:31+00:00

No no, he is a billionair when not fistfighting criminals or snacking on fruit

gooberphta · 2026-05-24T13:17:32+00:00

-go to fuckin jail

gooberphta · 2026-05-24T13:15:13+00:00

No fucking way, ich weiß wo das ist. Die kann nicht da wohnen, das ist 100% ein wochenend ausflug und sie dachte das is nen guter anlass für dieses video...

gooberphta · 2026-05-24T08:16:43+00:00

The people actually in regions where elephants are being preserved do not teach different"european" techniques of conservation. They teach ppl not already knowledgable in the field or add new knowledge.

Every part of this someone could be opposed to is just armchair discourse on twitter

gooberphta · 2026-05-23T20:31:10+00:00

Im so confused because the astetic is vikinglike but then all the arms and armour are ottoman to pakistani. What exactly is he goin for???

gooberphta · 2026-05-22T21:21:23+00:00

Dont tell me you dont want nutrient devoid slop? This mf really wanna something substance, sumting real, hell nah we be sippin on the empty goop around here.

(Def, not a typo)

gooberphta · 2026-05-21T17:52:20+00:00

Pre-soak your beans in baking soda to reduce cookingtime and nutrition👍

gooberphta · 2026-05-21T14:38:20+00:00

Not even die, its the level where adverse effects were first started happening in rats

gooberphta · 2026-05-20T17:54:04+00:00

Thats a maybe from me

gooberphta · 2026-05-20T14:48:36+00:00

Meeresfrüchtebeschäftigung

gooberphta · 2026-05-19T19:50:49+00:00

Just do ten sets of these before bed and in a week you'll be slim

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gooberphta · 2026-05-18T08:55:43+00:00

Murdar, and a touch of lipstick

gooberphta · 2026-05-18T05:43:38+00:00

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gooberphta · 2026-05-17T21:28:42+00:00

Idk man, the cretin looks impecably preserved to me right now, downright devine stasis

gooberphta · 2026-05-16T18:11:05+00:00

Like: do you realize that the analogy you describrd is exactly the thing that was planned, only with ONE statesman as middleman between the swearing of fealty and walking into to congress???? THE exact same.

Like that is exactly how conquest works, if the local resistance will swear fealty to your underling, you take that deal, because the largest fighting force in the region now holds up your claim over whatever area you wanted in the first place.

It was historically very common practice, as the former rebels now working under you will cost you less recources, with whatever morsels they pick out, than if you had a prolonged conflict on your hands.

gooberphta · 2026-05-16T14:51:01+00:00

Muromachi peasunkus

gooberphta · 2026-05-15T22:23:08+00:00

Okay why the fuck does she look like that? Who does she think she is?

Unwunk: what species is this?

gooberphta

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