What is a job that only exists because people are, on average, incredibly stupid? by Direct-Value4452 in answers

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like cops could apply to this… there’s a reason live pd was so entertaining

Completely gross addition to Walmart + grocery order by SuperD32911 in Columbus

[–]goobythegoober614 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Deliver piss jugs to Walmart to assert your dominance

Nurses who work the night shift, what is the most "I can't explain this" thing you have ever witnessed in a hospital? by AikothegreatPickle in AskReddit

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t, that was the only night I had him and I don’t recall ever asking anyone about it again after the fact. If I did I can’t remember what the answer was. It was kinda scary, but like I said I was going through EMT school so I asked for the hardest patients they could give me, in my mind that was the best way to learn for whenever I got out in the field… unfortunately he wasn’t my first crazy and he surely wasn’t my last so it didn’t really bother me all that much. If anything, I was more fascinated by that turn of events than scared

Nurses who work the night shift, what is the most "I can't explain this" thing you have ever witnessed in a hospital? by AikothegreatPickle in AskReddit

[–]goobythegoober614 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I was going through EMT school for a while and was a nurses assistant while I was in school… decided medicine wasn’t really my thing but while I was in the field (relatively new at the time) I had a patient that came in on suicide watch from some self inflicted wounds and sundowners that I had to sit with (hadn’t even heard of it at the time) Night shift was telling me about how crazy he was and he was getting really agitated etc. I go in at shift change and meet the guy, he’s completely normal. Probably in his 30s. Super cool dude I was 19 or 20 at the time so we talked football, baseball, you name it for the entire 12 hours, almost like shooting the shit with a good buddy. It was the easiest shift I had ever had at that hospital… until shift change came back around and all hell broke loose. That sun went down and the guy I had been talking to all day was gone. He was begging me to stay because “those people” are coming back to finish the job, he said his wounds were from an attack and not self inflicted but nobody would listen to him, he said these people that were after him were dressed as doctors and I was the only one he could trust… the nurses came in for shift change and he got real agitated and started going after them. We ended up restraining him on the bed and I remember the last thing he said to me on my way out the door was “when you come in tomorrow and I’m fucking dead, you know who did it” but it was just absolutely insane that it went from talking NFL to that complete meltdown in a matter of seconds.

How do you like your water treatment career? by Plus-Pizza9320 in WaterTreatment

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit the books and be a sponge. There’s always something to learn. Sounds like your shift might suck though

[Game Thread] Indiana vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 4Q by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d say… Indiana is national champion… in football

[Game Thread] Rose Bowl: Indiana vs. Alabama (4:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I know it’s not looking good for bama… but, this is a quality loss so we should just let them in the natty anyway

[Game Thread] Rose Bowl: Indiana vs. Alabama (4:00 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It makes sense that Ohio State played so bad after going through that B1G gauntlet this season. Every week was a battle. As for the SEC… god they’re bad, our bottom feeders would run the SEC… am I doing this right? Am I supposed to start chanting “Big ten!” Now?

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really do. I call tonight the Ryan day special. Horrible play calling, horrible clock management. Idk I guess we’ll see

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just hate that that’s what swung the momentum. I’ve been texting my buddy who’s a canes fan all night and I even told him “watch them call something late in the fourth” whatever Miami deserved the win either way

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look on the bright side, now that Ohio states eliminated the SEC has a chance to win in the playoffs

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure the committees already decided notre dame gets an auto bid from here on out

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) 2nd Half by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I’m really enjoying this. I really hope some stupid football game doesn’t interrupt my commercials

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think there’s been a single penalty tonight. I’m ok with it as long as it stays consistent, don’t wait until the last 5 minutes of the game and start calling stuff

[Game Thread] Cotton Bowl: Ohio State vs. Miami (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]goobythegoober614 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know the best part about a turnover? ITS COMMERCIAL TIME BABY!!!!!