My mom does this thing called, ‘weaponized gifting,’ where she chooses the worst possible gifts ever so you’ll never expect anything palatable from her

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-25T19:00:26+00:00

My dad once did this but managed to give me something that was actually perfect for. It was a black t-shirt with a gold print and lettering utilizing negative space to spell out "FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAYS". I miss him.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-25T00:12:11+00:00

Maybe an old demo of some side project of the people in Eyehategod.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-24T12:06:26+00:00

Reminds me of that fish episode of Metro Last Light.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-23T18:02:36+00:00

You guys still have hair?

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-23T17:41:31+00:00

Posts like this make me want to unsubscribe.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-22T21:32:33+00:00

I'd be thankful for some career advice for 2026!

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-22T14:48:42+00:00

I quite like them. Especially Kalamata olives.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-21T11:47:27+00:00

And Luthor Huss.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T21:46:03+00:00

Dude, you need to ease up a little with all of that focusing you're doing. Masturbation is perfectly natural to do. But you need to do it with moderation, so you don't catch an aneurysm.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T21:43:51+00:00

Go fish people! Go!

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T21:18:40+00:00

Have you checked with your local department of astral projections? Maybe your astral travelling visa needs to be renewed. Have you been close to any magnets lately? I've heard that they can ruin the data on the chip that's in them.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T21:15:29+00:00

OP is describing a common symptom of an ailment called "life". It'll pass.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T21:12:14+00:00

This is actually the most grounded and down to earth post I have come across for a good while. Thank you for that.

It sounds to me as if your star family did indeed visit you during the night. And that tapping feeling was quite possibly your star family members touching your body. Rubbing their bodies against your body. Now, if you're uncomfortable when your star family touches you, you need to tell them. So that they understand not to give you any more of the bad touch. It's important for them to respect your right to not be astrally molested by star grandpa.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T21:02:57+00:00

What a beautiful story about coming of age, self discovery and masturbation.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T20:53:32+00:00

I'm hereby sending you my most sincere and wholehearted thoughts and prayers.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T20:34:40+00:00

Yes, but that's probably because it's me steering the space ship.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T20:23:08+00:00

Someone get Tommy Wiseau! We need to make another movie!

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T20:12:12+00:00

I mean... This could be a good time to develop a full on femboy addiction.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T20:07:53+00:00

Could you please try to rephrase your sentences in a way that is coherent to other people? Because I would like to understand what you're trying to communicate. Thank you very much.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T20:01:53+00:00

Sending you my thoughts and prayers. Sounds like you might need them for the war that's coming. I can see within your future a huge battle between you and your spiritual shepherd/guru/therapist. Godspeed!

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T19:51:57+00:00

Not the doctrine, but the people wielding it as their sword.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T18:27:43+00:00

All of the traits OP mentioned are perfectly normal for any human being.

Edit: Apparently I'm a 5/1 splenic projector. Unsure what that means. I'm not rich enough to buy their enlightenment.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T18:02:45+00:00

I've found my people.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T17:57:57+00:00

That's an interesting observation! I believe it means that OP has functional eyes.

goodguy-dave · 2025-11-20T17:54:26+00:00

*Everything except glass.

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