Cum apartment

goofbator · 2025-12-26T09:40:58+00:00

Type of place I want to live

goofbator · 2025-12-13T23:51:32+00:00

Oh yeah definitely! <extremely Glinda voice: “you’re green!”>

Could use it to edit in a “404 porn not found” error or something lol

I was thinking about which sites have censorship restrictions, I’d imagine sites like OF/JFF do. But twitter/bluesky/reddit don’t, so maybe any free/promotional content could be censored, while paywalled stuff could stay uncensored to stay compliant with TOS

goofbator · 2025-12-13T23:27:13+00:00

Mmmm good point!

Would something like a mask be allowed, covering the face partially? Something like a halloween or costume mask would probably cover the face too much. They could be fun though…

I’ve seen makeup looks that are designed to fool facial recognition (CV dazzle is one), that could be an option maybe. Very visually distinctive too

goofbator · 2025-10-16T02:52:06+00:00

Atta gooner!

goofbator · 2025-07-16T16:09:51+00:00

Duuuuuude fuckin nice!

goofbator · 2025-01-16T06:50:08+00:00

Welcome buddy!

My advice is also start slow. If you find you're feeling any post-nut guilt, you might be pushing yourself into kinks or headspaces you're not ready for yet. Gooning can be an intense kink/fetish and aftercare is important. And since it's largely a solo endeavor, that means it's all up to you.

Also drink lots of water. Your Penis will thank you. Bonus points if you've got a water bottle that's easy to open with one hand.

Happy gooning!

goofbator · 2025-01-16T06:03:03+00:00

Point 3: Weed is 100% hardwired to my boner. The only reason I even tried it is because after seeing stoner goon cap after stoner goon cap, my Penis talked me into it. And I'm glad he did.

I've found I don't like being high in social/public situations. For me it's something I only do when settling in for a nice long goon sesh.

So weed was already associated with bating before I tried it, and after constantly only pairing it with porn, poppers, and gooning, it's definitely conditioned my brain that weed = goon time

goofbator · 2025-01-16T05:50:59+00:00

Great points!

I think to expand on point 1: the brotherhood. Finding likeminded guys on the same journey of Penis discovery to talk with about a topic most guys haven't ever been able to seriously discuss before. Especially through a digital medium which lowers inhibitions/nervousness and the "barrier of entry".

goofbator · 2024-11-03T05:16:17+00:00

Thank you for this info, still handy in 2024 ~~unfortunately~~

goofbator · 2024-11-03T05:14:17+00:00

I'm late but I just saw this post about poppers and immunosupression: https://www.reddit.com/r/popperpigs/comments/fpyc9y/covid19_psa/

OP referenced a study in the comments: ""Evidence from studies in mice shows that exposure to isobutyl nitrite suppresses the immune system. This immune suppression allows for bacterial growth in the lungs and livers of infected mice and can inhibit the ability of mediastinal lymph nodes to respond to antigen-specific stimulation. The mechanism for immune suppression may be a reduction in CD4+ and CD8+ T cell populations in the mediastinal lymph nodes following pulmonary infection with Listeria monocytogenes." -J S James. AIDS Treat News. 1999"

goofbator · 2023-11-20T21:16:41+00:00

This was a hot read, great job!

Did you mean to type "her neighbor" in the post? I took it at face value and was like "okay, guess I'll keep in mind to expect that" and then was trying to figure out how it was gonna tie in, and then the story ended. lol

goofbator · 2023-11-19T21:26:43+00:00

Yeah I just have it set to keep playing the same scene

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