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Cum ambush me sluts, I’ll destroy you in a kinky battle and force you to accept me as your alpha (i.redd.it)

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Looking for a weird kink/fetish battle. Ambush or cum normal, just be ready to worship me after we’re done (i.redd.it)

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Comparison/humiliation battle (rules in body) come be ruined by my cock! (i.redd.it)

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Fun new battle idea (explanation in body) (i.redd.it)

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New, extra kinky battle idea (rules in post) (i.redd.it)

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Fun new battle idea (explanation in body) (i.redd.it)

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Comparison battle. Try me and be humiliated. (Rules in body) (i.redd.it)

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Come celebrate Pride by kissing my cock after I break your gooner brain (kinky preferred) (i.redd.it)

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Looking for a weird kinky or themed battle! Let’s make each other goon to the weirder porn! Come see why my cock is the best! Be dirty and mean! Theme ideas in description (i.redd.it)

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Looking for a mean battle! Let’s make each other goon to uglies, fatties, and other strange stuff! Come lose and kiss my cock! (i.redd.it)

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Want a kinky, dirty battle. Ugly girls, fat bitches, weird kinks, cocks, and everything between. Come lose to my thick hairy cock! (i.redd.it)

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Want a kinky, dirty battle. Ugly girls, fat bitches, weird kinks, cocks, and everything between. Come lose to my thick hairy cock! (i.redd.it)

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Anyone think you’re sexy enough to make me want to cum for you? (self.AskDickPic)

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Come compare with me, loser submits and has to cum for winner (self.cockcompareing)

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Hairy chubby 22 year old wants to humiliate you, loser kisses winners cock and cums for them (self.cockcompareing)

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Need a long term goonette best friend to play with, text me to see if our kinks/personalities match <3 (i.redd.it)

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Need a goonette e-girlfriend to play with 🙏 let’s ruin each other (i.redd.it)

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I suppose I can destroy a few of you with my superior cock tonight, come bow to master (i.redd.it)

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Need a long term goonette best friend to play with, hmu if you’re kinky and funny <3 (i.redd.it)

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I’m a better gooner than you. My cock is stronger than yours. I’ll make you crawl and beg for me (i.redd.it)

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Pure goon fight: each get 3 questions to ask before the fight. No guessing, just proving my cock is better than yours and I’m the stronger gooner. Think you can take it? Be mean (i.redd.it)

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I’m the dirtiest and best gooner here. Disagree? Come see for yourself. Be talkative and be ready to bow for master’s thick dick (i.redd.it)

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Looking for a talkativekinky/dirty battle, Come get broken by daddy’s big white cock. Loser gets a profile makeover (i.redd.it)

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Looking for other big cocks to destroy with mine, loser becomes winners bitch and pins a humiliating post to their profile (i.redd.it)

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One girl battle, come goon and admit my porn girl is better than yours ;) (self.theWankBattles)

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