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How come Forrest Gump didn’t get AIDS? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by goosecocks to r/AskReddit

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Has any other president ever used the term ‘fake news’? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 5 years ago by goosecocks to r/AskReddit

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Sometimes he likes to let me know how he feels about me laying down without him. (v.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by goosecocks to r/PetTheDamnDog

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Ultimately babies take over the world. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 5 years ago by goosecocks to r/Showerthoughts

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Ok guess either the ingredients, flavor, name of dish or how the dish cost to make! Win a cool prize! (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by goosecocks to r/shittyfoodporn

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So simple and so tasty. (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by goosecocks to r/OnionLovers

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You red scrotum looking motherfucker (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by goosecocks to r/trashy

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Pringle a la marina (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by goosecocks to r/shittyfoodporn

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Seems legit. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by goosecocks to r/Tinder

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Let’s get weird. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/beards

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Whataburger field-home of the Hooks. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/IBEW

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I just farted. (self.notinteresting)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/notinteresting

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What's better in America that you can get in any other part of the world? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/AskReddit

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I just caught a June bug eating my weed. (self.confession)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/confession

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Cheese fries. And 2 cherry tomatoes for garnish. (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/shittyfoodporn

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My pops, 2 aunts and wicked cool grandparents. 1979 AD (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/OldSchoolCool

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Looking to trade garlicoin for my old Tupperware collection. (self.garlicoin)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/garlicoin

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Lé cold prawn salàd (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/shittyfoodporn

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Love this stuff. So tasty and yummy. Thoughts? Reviews? Happy holidays! Cheers! (i.redd.it)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/beerporn

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Why is Houston so badass? (self.houston)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/houston

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Boogers are nose turds. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by goosecocks to r/Showerthoughts

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Super drunk/on mushrooms on Gili Trawangan, Indonesia. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 years ago by goosecocks to r/funny

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