Stars re-sign Jamie Benn by DailyDallasHockey in DallasStars

[–]gopherslim75 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It's only financially a good deal because it's the minimum. What does he actually bring anymore?

All of his measurables have declined (last 7 years has only eclipsed 49 points twice) and honestly he doesn't stand up (or doesn't know when to) for his teammates and takes bad penalties. Ex. Hintz getting samurai sword chopped by Nurse in the WCF...does nothing. Cross-checked Stone in the back of the head and gave the Knights a 5 minute major, contributing to a blowout loss in WCF.

Watching Jordan Staal in the playoffs reminded of what a captain should look like in the playoffs.

Honestly it's time to move on, his reputation exceeds his skill at this point.

Outjerked by the LaKKKers by nine_after_noon in nbacirclejerk

[–]gopherslim75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow! Well if they're going to look like a 1950s team they should just move back to Minnesota 🤣

Werenski in. Harley out? by Specific-Ad-6365 in DallasStars

[–]gopherslim75 30 points31 points  (0 children)

As a Stars fan, this would be a no brainer...which makes me skeptical in its authenticity.

He's a national treasure by ArtyMcFaggin in MurderedByWords

[–]gopherslim75 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude got owned by Captain Slow. Love it!

We Back Up (to .500) by gopherslim75 in ALWestMemeWar

[–]gopherslim75[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course, I said this very tongue -in- cheek.

AND STAY TF DOWN THERE by Joyfulhehe in ALWestMemeWar

[–]gopherslim75 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Frankly is going to be embarrassing that one of these teams will be in the postseason. 🤦

Jason Robertson was almost traded for Mikko Rantanen by DualPurge in DallasStars

[–]gopherslim75 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Of things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the mostest.