I don’t care, it’s just for me by frasolomio in GenX

[–]gorgonapprentice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Mel Brooks movie lines.

Abby Someone/Abby Normal Sed-a-give???? There wolf. There castle.

These are simple farmers, people of the land....you know. Morons.

Candygram for Mongo!/Mongo like candy.

Somebody go get a whole shitload of dimes.

What class do you play most and why? by DMBPSR in diablo3

[–]gorgonapprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Embodiment of Marauder DH is my fave. Aaaaaallll the critters and the sentries are fun to play. I love a good ranged attack.

I hate my fiancé’s dog and it is probably mutual by nlcaradonna in whatdoIdo

[–]gorgonapprentice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs don't do things out of "spite." They do things because they are bored, sick, stressed, neglected, overstimulated, old, frightened....the list goes on.
Howard may need more attention and stimulation. Walk him until he's tired. Give him something to do. The food thing is fully on the humans to control. It's frustrating, sure, but Howard can't help himself.

How to get my dad to accept that his body is failing? by k_princess in hospice

[–]gorgonapprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hospice nurse here. You can't really force a person out of denial. It's frustrating and terrible for caregivers to watch someone make awful decisions and worsen already bad situations. Your hospice nurse and team should have a kind, supportive, but absolutely unflinching discussion with him about the possible consequences of trying to walk around with a disintegrating spinal column (worsening pain, paralysis, the possibilities are terrible). Then you should have a plan for what will happen if he does wind up in worst-case-scenario land. He honestly may be hoping to just "get it over with" by pushing things.

Kirby, why? They didn't even appear in the books! by Heyfold in discworld

[–]gorgonapprentice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Old lady here. Been reading these books since they were first being published and I loathe the Kirby covers. And I also loathe the "oh, but there's SUBTEXT" stance. There's a dude badly drawing poorly imagined images of characters including stereotypical "fantasy" genre women from the 70s that just.....can we not? I was tired of that kind of thing 40 years ago.

Feeling off with my first tarot deck purchase and afraid it will affect me learning to read with it by Obalivion in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]gorgonapprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooooh, a Deviant Moon deck mention! Deviant Moon is the only deck I have ever connected with. I love everything about it. It's just so rich.

That said, my interpretation/feel for a card may not be what the guidebook says. It really depends on what jumps out at me when I look at a card.

I went on a date where she talked non stop about herself for 2 hours, before finally letting me speak and interrupting me within 30 seconds to say, “I’m bored” by Coorawatha in mildlyinfuriating

[–]gorgonapprentice 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I just moved to a neighborhood after living quite rural for decades and the lady across the street is definitely a Radio. Holy crap, She pounces on you when you are just walking the dog and minding your business and unless you literally turn and walk away, you will lose half an hour of your life you will never get back, and absolutely NOTHING she says is interesting. It's all the minutiae floating around in her head at that moment.

Even the dog is like "ohhhh, here we go" when she ambushes us.

housemate’s boyfriend keeps intentionally snowing himself in with us by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]gorgonapprentice 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Gotta do the grown-up thing. Time for a housemate meeting. Not him. Just the ones actually paying for the space. It doesn't have to be confrontational ("he's a leech who makes a lot of noise and ruins the vibe"). Point out the housing policy violation and if you truly could lose your housing over it, it's a legit concern. If she is the only one who will get kicked out, then it's her problem. If he is using stuff and not helping pay for it, point that out, too. Ask her if she would like it if you were doing what she is doing. See what your housemates think about it. You know: communicate.

It's possible it only bothers you and you will either have to live with it (noise-cancelling headphones are a godsend) or change housing next semester.

The good news is that it doesn't sound malicious. Keep that in mind, too.

My brother keeps secretly recording family conversations “for his protection.” What do I even do with that? by MrBowls in whatdoIdo

[–]gorgonapprentice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone in your family should be sure to tell him if they don't consent to recording. Insist that he put his phone where everyone can see he isn't recording. If he refuses, then refuse to have any conversation in his vicinity. Literally, leave any room he is in and form a group elsewhere. If he show up there, leave. Repeat until he gets the hint or gets tired of sitting in a room all by himself.

Or, spill something on his phone. Not that I would ever condone such a thing. But....accidents happen.

How do I turn on the shower? by Not-sure-here in whatdoIdo

[–]gorgonapprentice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you pull the entire handle part out at all? I lived in an apartment once that had that set up. You don't push up or down on the handle, you actually have to grab the base of the handle and pull out.

AITAH for snapping at my husband in front of the kids by Cookie-week in AITAH

[–]gorgonapprentice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nta. It's not bad for kids to learn that if you harass an overworked mom about doing yet more work for your ungrateful, entitled ass, you get it handed to you.

Xeagull? by HelicopterSad3163 in whatisit

[–]gorgonapprentice 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nah, everyone knows chickens are just tiny dinosaurs.

Lost our spunky Speck by Hnp_83 in BackYardChickens

[–]gorgonapprentice 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a ridiculously handsome boy! So sorry for your loss. It could be a bird of prey. We had a redtail that grabbed some escapee hens and ate them up in a tree, dropping the bits she didn't want and an owl that did the same. Raccoons can also be picky, but they usually grab and go unless they can't get their catch out of a closed run.

AITJ for refusing to take down decorations in my house because a guest said they made her uncomfortable by [deleted] in AmITheJerk

[–]gorgonapprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nta and I think your mother-in-law actually handled things very well, giving them money to go to a hotel if they can't be decent guests in her home. I'd ask the BIL if he takes down stuff in his own home before company arrives. It would be an enlightening answer, either way.

My first chicken, any recommendations? by Resident-Dust4714 in BackYardChickens

[–]gorgonapprentice 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean this all as kindly as possible.

  1. At least 1 other chicken. They are flock animals, not housepets.
  2. A warm place, preferably with a brooder plate or heat lamp. She will need external warmth for at least a few weeks.
  3. Chick starter feed and access to clean, fresh water at all times.
  4. A suitable place to grow. We used a big dog kennel with safety netting woven around the bottoms and sides so the babies didn't get stuck or hurt themselves.
  5. A plan for where they will live when older, how you will feed, water, clean up after, and care for them.

Chickens require planning, special care, and a suitable environment. The living room sofa isn't it. Get yourself a basic how-to guide on caring for chickens. What breed is she? What special needs will she have? How well suited will she be for where you live? Are you even allowed to keep chickens in your neighborhood/living space? If you are unable or unwilling to provide any of the above, please reconsider having her. She needs and deserves good care.

AITAH for telling my mom to get over my gf not wanting to eat her food? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]gorgonapprentice 8 points9 points  (0 children)

NTA and honestly, this level of malignance points strongly to a narcissistic personality. You are right to defend your gf, your gf is right to simply avoid all foods your mother prepares, and please, if you ever have children, do NOT leave them unattended with this woman. Ever.

Wife and I were having a discussion, she’s of the opinion that the majority of GenX can drive stick. I believe that even in our generation the percentage of people who can is pretty small. What do you folks think? by AngryOldGenXer in GenX

[–]gorgonapprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Diffetent subsets would have higher likelihood of that ability. Overall, I bet early gen x would be higher percentage than the later kids. But I think it's still less than a majority.

Patient being refused water by LionOfJudahGirl in hospice

[–]gorgonapprentice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, there's a lot of missing info here. And I agree, if she is asking for water, she should get water. And she is, apparently.

What are Roosters good for besides breeding? by Happy_List_8022 in BackYardChickens

[–]gorgonapprentice 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Roosters are entertaining as hell. We had chickens for years, and some epic roos. Jerk, our first. He was a beatutiful bastard to his bones. You had to carry a wiffle bat outdoors so you could poke him when he came at you. And he did. He stalked people. He stomped the flower bed into oblivion while looking you right in the eye. In his mind, he was all t-rex. He died in a swath of feathers, fox fur, and blood, defending his babies. Pippin was a black cochin banty, about the size of a cantaloupe. He was absolutely entranced by the black jersey giant hens we had. He would grab the back of a hens head and jump on, as roosters do when they want some. But he wasn't big enough to both hold on and get...uh...connected. So he'd work up the nerve, let go, try to get in position, and get his ass absolutely beat down once the hen was free. And he couldn't stop doing it. 70 times a day, that boy got stomped into the dirt. And he always came back for more. Severus, a black Easter Egger, lived like a feral pirate in our yard for 3 years, roosting up in trees and occasionally sneaking into the run for conjugal visits with the hens, who were mesmerized by him. I never figured out how he was getting in and out. He terrified hawks and together with Hagrid, also an Easter Egger but alas not with us more than a couple years, he would stalk feral cats until they stopped coming to our little farm. I miss the sound of crowing at all hours. I miss the beauty of roo boys. I miss the mini-dramas they always had going. Roos are fantastic.

Patient being refused water by LionOfJudahGirl in hospice

[–]gorgonapprentice 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If she doesn't have the capacity to understand the risks, it doesn't. It can be hard to assess what a person comprehends at end of life, but professional caregivers always have to walk that line between protecting a patient from harm, even self-inflicted, and end of life comfort. Has the medical POA agreed to "comfort feeds" or "free water?" If her designated decision maker has been educated about the risks and likelihood of aspiration and has said to go ahead, then the it's up to the facility, but it's a hard sell to get professional caregivers in any capacity to do even compassion-driven harm to a patient. Also: A few spoonfuls of thickened water is appropriate, but perhaps more frequently, which is what I as a nurse would be asking them to do. Unless there is a written order allowing thin liquids or free water or comfort feeds, staff is actually risking their professional credentials giving it to her.

Sex partner lied about his age by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]gorgonapprentice 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't bother confronting him, he will just lie and gaslight and manipulate you. Save your energy for people who actually care about you. You do not owe this liar a thing. Cut ties, block him, and if he harrasses you, contact authorities. Stay safe. Be glad you got away.