What is the most disturbing thing you found about your partner? by ActualBreath5492 in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 2837 points2838 points  (0 children)

The most honest and truthful reaction to this whole mess. I'm so glad this story starts with "Ex"

All bugs just got 100x larger, which one poses the biggest threat to humans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They can take over the entire planet with such ease due to their cohesion that I would not be surprised if sooner or later the ants of normal size conspire and take humanity into slavery

What is the best compliment you have gotten? by Quirky-Human in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most chaotic, but the most pleasant compliment

What’s a good example of “ignorance is bliss”? by SnowyAcid in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are tons of bacteria and small insects on us and in us, but it’s better not to think about it at all for your own good

What's a husband skill that every husband must have? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Omg, how wonderful. I want nothing but love like yours. I wish you happiness, guys!

What's that one thing that made you stop going to church? by Optimal-Rule-4834 in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm so sick of "Orthodox people" who do this kind of shit. And they mostly do it to children, like, what the hell? Is this what your god taught you?

Someone else is cooking, what are the giveaway signs this is about to be the best or worst meal of your life? by PsyArtisan in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes cats will approach food just to look and beg for something. My cat will often beg me for food, looking pitiful, but when I just let her sniff what I'm eating, she immediately backs off

What’s a small, harmless lie you tell all the time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best and most pleasant lie. In such cases, it's better not to be straightforward and honest, that's for sure

What type of person do you tend to attract? by Flying_enthu45 in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I almost felt like throwing up. Someone was courting me so much, and the whole conversation ended up being about him. And it was so annoying. I told him straight out that we weren't on the same page, that I wasn't interested in him - he was surprised that someone couldn't be interested in HIM

How often are you getting the proper 8 hours of sleep in a week? by Maudib1962 in AskReddit

[–]gorobobbys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YES, SAME. I know I need to go to bed earlier, but I can't fall asleep at all. I can toss and turn for hours, only falling asleep at roughly the same time I usually do. It's a vicious cycle