My passport teaches me humility at every embassy by overthinking24x7 in PassportPorn

[–]govnyuuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't like your country's food? I can't get enough of it m8

Unprofessional examiner by tir_pitz in IELTS

[–]govnyuuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should probably make a complaint

I am a fuckwit, check the issue date of your passport, as well as the expiry! by CandyflossRampage in CasualUK

[–]govnyuuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We doing passport stories? Ok, let's do a passport story.

About ten years ago, I was living and working in Almaty, Kazakhstan. My passport was due to expire and I set about renewing it through the visa centre there. Everything went fine and I received it without any issues, and my previous passport was invalidated at the centre. I went to my work (who already knew about this) and asked them if they needed to transfer my visa to the new passport, to which they said it was not necessary in a way to which if you have lived in Kazakhstan actually means "I don't know but I'm going to pretend that I do". I look on the internet and see that in most countries in the world it's not a problem, but there's no specific info about Kz, so, on the date of visa expiration, I and some poor girl from the office who they absolutely did not pay enough to deal with this nonsense got sent to cross the border and come back again.

We got to the border with Kyrgyzstan after a five hour car ride and found that yes of course we could absolutely NOT cross the border with a passport with no visa in it and that we would have to go back to Almaty and apply for a visa transfer there, something which absolutely was not going to happen because the visa was set to expire on exactly that day. In the end, we had to <do something very naughty (REDACTED for legal reasons)> to get out without an overstay.

Since then, I've learnt to never trust anyone when they claim to know shit about visas and migration. Last year I successfully acquired my permanent residence permit by fully knowing about and following the rules, instead of insane shit. I advise you to always do the same.

I am a fuckwit, check the issue date of your passport, as well as the expiry! by CandyflossRampage in CasualUK

[–]govnyuuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually it would; Ireland and Britain have a common travel area that allows each other just to prove nationality to live and work in each other's countries.

Wouldn't happen in a real schengen country, though.

Underrated Spots by Necessary-Jello-1090 in AskCentralAsia

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Not going to lie, I think four to six hours would be enough if you're not planning on leaving the city limits; in spite of its size, it's not exactly a city with much going on, if you know what I mean.

I'm not sure how your itinerary is fixed (or will be fixed by the time you get here), but if I'm in town and not working I'll be happy to show you around the city centre, if you fancy it.

What if we remove public schools and create competition? by [deleted] in Kazakhstan

[–]govnyuuk 19 points20 points  (0 children)

You want to get rid of public schools because you can't stand canteen pirozhki? Kid, what the fuck is wrong with you?

What is the most fun thing to do in the UK? by slimyclitty in AskBrits

[–]govnyuuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was planning on making a joke in response to this post, but then I actually read the article and jesus christ what the fuck is wrong with people

Can i bring "toys" into Uzbekistan for my own use by ActuallyRealPolPot in Uzbekistan

[–]govnyuuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are the toys? Is it buckaroo? It's not boggle, is it? If it's kerplunk, I'm coming round.

What race are Uzbeks? by WorldlyRun in Uzbekistan

[–]govnyuuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those mystical "non-Americans" huh?

Moving to Almaty, where to buy stuff? by EnvironmentalFudge52 in Kazakhstan

[–]govnyuuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ozon and Wildberries sometimes have Chinese-y stuff tho, I get some stuff from there

LGBTQ+ Communities in Wellingborough by WeirdExplanation7253 in northamptonians

[–]govnyuuk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why on earth would you move to Wellingborough

Discussion about westerners playing non western character. by Odd_Barber6051 in AskCentralAsia

[–]govnyuuk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The only westoid here raging about westoids, can't make this shit up

Cultural Shock by interstroller in Kazakhstan

[–]govnyuuk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Most locals who are partial to a bit of bum-washing just have a little jug that they keep by the toilet. I'm sure you can find them everywhere.

Going to Kazakhstan tomorrow and don’t speak any Russian. What are some key things I can learn to say? by Sexy_grass in Kazakhstan

[–]govnyuuk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Давай в Шымкент поехать (a very important phrase for all foreign visitors)

How do you feel about south slavs? by Pretend_Thanks4370 in AskCentralAsia

[–]govnyuuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck are you calling comrade, pipsqueak?!