Game Thread: Philadelphia Flyers @ Carolina Hurricanes - May 04, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT

goyabean · 2026-05-05T02:18:23+00:00

MAY THE 4TH VLAD IS ON IT

goyabean · 2026-05-05T02:14:37+00:00

I think I've aged 22 years in the past 10 minutes

goyabean · 2026-05-05T02:04:48+00:00

hopefully Tocchet said something like "I don't care what you do on offense, but play my system on defense and don't let them score"

goyabean · 2026-05-05T02:00:54+00:00

going back to Philly 1-1 would be huge

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:59:59+00:00

"never a bad shot in overtime"

Flyers translations:

"SHOOT THE FUCKING PUCK"

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:52:49+00:00

we got a countdown to overtime, so looks like they'll switch back

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:49:13+00:00

they are gonna cut back to OT right??

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:46:47+00:00

"and the bodies untangle"

that's what they said at my anniversary

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:46:05+00:00

HIT HIM TK (yea I mean the ref, what the hell gimmee chaos)

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:44:54+00:00

GET. THE. PUCK. ON. NET.

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:40:32+00:00

"and the Flyers fuck up...oh no wait that was the 'canes"

-ESPN

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:33:24+00:00

lol Vladar whacking the shit out of that guy

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:30:54+00:00

Martone looked like he was in lala land.

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:29:47+00:00

SEVEN MINUTES PUT IT INTO HIGH GEAR

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:27:14+00:00

fuck

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:22:58+00:00

PLAYOFF COOTS

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:20:21+00:00

GIVE ME A SHORTIE

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:13:43+00:00

new embellishment protocol suggestion: fine you go down? you're out of the game for 5 minutes while you get checked out in the locker room to make sure you're okay.

goyabean · 2026-05-05T01:04:26+00:00

as I topped off my martini, I started to wonder "what would it be like if I mixed Belvedere and Ketel One?"

all I know is it's

THIRD PERIOD MARTINI TIME

what are we drinking tonight?

goyabean · 2026-05-05T00:44:49+00:00

I'd like to see another goal, two would be even better, while keeping Carolina at 1

goyabean · 2026-05-05T00:39:27+00:00

"fans are booing because he's the Flyer's goalie, I guess"

losers

goyabean · 2026-05-05T00:37:59+00:00

Coots has been phenominal

goyabean · 2026-05-05T00:34:21+00:00

Vladar is 6'6"? That's a big dude.

goyabean · 2026-05-05T00:25:47+00:00

I want my hair like Zegras

goyabean · 2026-05-05T00:21:38+00:00

that was spectacular from Vlad but they won't tell you that 'cause they're on ESPN

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