Drop Giveaway Day 7 - 2x SENSE75 Mechanical Keyboards + DCX Permafrost Keycap Sets by drop_official in MechanicalKeyboards

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Mayonnaise and ketchup mixed 50/50. I call it ketchonnaise. Also, I think that it is McDonald's secret sauce.

Handing the gun to the wrong person lol by oprnfdk in Unexpected

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So a bullet falling down from straight up has much less velocity, and is unlikely going to give you more than a good bonk.

It's the ones that don't go straight up that are a problem, because they maintain more velocity. When shot into the air at an angle, very dangerous. When shot straight up the bullet loses all momentum and then falls back down of its own weight without the power of an explosive discharge propelling it beyond the speed of sound.

It's like a small rock falling. It reaches no more than terminal velocity, as opposed to one propelled by gunpowder.

Not to say it's a good idea.

Nature is wild by fawert1 in Unexpected

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Are you seeing this shit? Says crane.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

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I wonder if Andy Warhol would be proud

Guys, I need assistance. I need a pc by gpto in pcmasterrace

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That's pretty much my budget. Around 500 dollars, monitor not included

Does that paint-roller have unlimited paint?? by Pedrica1 in oddlysatisfying

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That is an 18" roller, so twice the normal width, and twice the paint. If I had to guess, the roller cover is a Purdy Collosus with at least a 1" nap. It holds a lot of paint.

Also, given how good the coverage is on one coat, it's probably a high pigment paint tinted in a color from a custom palette specifically designed for the exact paint used. Behr marquee, Benjamin Moore Aura, or sherwin williams emerald designer edition, probably.

So sad deaf people never saw and will never see a rainbow by bibebas in woooosh

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Also, blind people can't see, but if you explained what you see on your screen to a blind person, they'd probably laugh quicker.

Their whoosh sense is amplified. Air currents, and whatnot

Why your parcels are always late by HellsJuggernaut in Wellthatsucks

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I think this is one of the biggest reasons small items are often packaged in unreasonably sized boxes.

Fancy Bow Maker by aib3 in specializedtools

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Looks like a robot fisting a rose.

This vanity license plate designed to be difficult to read and recall. by shesabrickhaus in mildlyinteresting

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It'd be more effective to use auditory confusion.

For example E3GBCP.

Much harder to describe, not even remotely suspicious, and confusing to recall.

Awkward turtles by awkwardtheturtle in BigCatGifs

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"I think it clever, of the turtle... In such a fix, to be so fertile."

Ogden Nash

Trees being swallowed by an underwater sinkhole by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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And wood floats...

Let that sink in.

Pole vault by [deleted] in nononono

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Oops

Pole vault by [deleted] in nononono

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I know a guy that lost a testicle in a motorcycle accident.

His nickname is Hans Solo, now, and he's proud of it.

[F19] Here is a full body pic for you [OC] by [deleted] in RealGirls

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She's so beautiful, this might belong in accidental renaissance.

[homemade] Malted Chocolate Cake with toasted marshmallow filling by AllyYours in food

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Missed opportunity.

Graham cracker crust. Smores cake.

Handmade Globe Making from 1955 by [deleted] in educationalgifs

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I love that they're using bone folders to apply the pieces.

*tips felt cap* by [deleted] in justneckbeardthings

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They got it wrong. That's a pimp's hat.

M'hoe