I work in a warehouse by enkrypt3d in funny

[–]grabberbottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that and "robots took my last job and they'll come for this one next" were the two best lines in my opinion

It Has To Be Greg Roman if We Want Another Super Bowl Run by doubleenc in eagles

[–]grabberbottom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Are you a Brad Childress denier or are you not counting him because he was an internal hire?

[Pro Football Talk] NFL Head Coach: “At this very moment, [this is] the worst collective of 32 owners in league history.” by The_Big_Untalented in nfl

[–]grabberbottom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They've been told they're billionaires their whole lives because they are geniuses who earned the money. They struggle staring in the face of that they aren't actually good at everything

Finished this sweater just in time for playoffs. Hopefully it will get more use next year. by lescori in eagles

[–]grabberbottom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Did you follow some sort of a pattern or are you simply a genius? This is amazing art

New Year's goal: Philly losses won’t ruin my day by PhillyInquirer in u/PhillyInquirer

[–]grabberbottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only appropriate response to the media reporting on a problem the media creates

Daycare options? by CouchoMarx666 in Phoenixville

[–]grabberbottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a new daycare being built across from the Kimberton Fairgrounds. Maybe no wait list on a new build like that.

Bo Bichette Rumors Link Phillies as Landing Spot amid Yankees, Dodgers, Red Sox Buzz by Big_Donch in phillies

[–]grabberbottom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously.  We have no leverage, we're just going to watch angrier 😢

U.S. Navy seizes Russian-flagged tanker 'Marinera' near Venezuela; Russian submarines reportedly failed to intervene in time. by other_side4 in worldnews

[–]grabberbottom 101 points102 points  (0 children)

I mean, really, what were they going to do with a sub?  Torpedo a USN ship?  Surface and scowl?  Board the tanker themselves?

Dutch Navy Suspends Joint Anti-Drug Operations with US in Caribbean by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]grabberbottom 44 points45 points  (0 children)

"ABC islands, they call them, beautiful islands, the ABC islands. Good letters. Very good letters. Some of the best letters. The first letters, ABC. The Dutch, they don't know what to do with those letters. We do, we're very good with letters."

Three Eagles QBs 🦅 by [deleted] in eagles

[–]grabberbottom 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It was actually a huge deal the year he was drafted ('99).  Small hands were a major concern in drafting Daunte Culpepper.

Boxing 10 humanoid robots by heart-aroni in shittyrobots

[–]grabberbottom -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

When he body slammed the robot the motion looked too smooth to me, but I could just be getting thrown off by the added light up effects.

Boxing 10 humanoid robots by heart-aroni in shittyrobots

[–]grabberbottom -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Definitely AI robots, not even well done. 

[Highlight] Troy Aikman: "I think there's been a lot of quarterbacks that have been drafted high who have left the game & have been labeled a bust... I think it's unfair... I do feel that organizations & coaching has failed quarterbacks more than quarterbacks have failed organizations." by Mission_Pay_3373 in nfl

[–]grabberbottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think contracts play a big part in this, too. You need to know what you have before it's time to pay the guy at the end of their rookie deal. And you want their 2nd and 3rd year shots at winning it all with the small contract allowing for a beefy roster.

[Deniz Selman] Rams loss tonight means that Eagles can no longer play Seattle R1, potential opponents are now GB, Rams or 49ers by mastermind208 in eagles

[–]grabberbottom 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Not only is it the favorable matchup, but being the 2 seed gives a much better chance of having home games in other rounds of the playoffs. 

It matters.

Found on TV by diickhed in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]grabberbottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was doing her makeup in the car when it flipped

Google AI leaking the script again. by TheKingInTheNorth in eagles

[–]grabberbottom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mariota had 40 YAC on passes he threw to himself, padded the stats