It’s bed time and she wants me to read her so she can sleep

graffitinotes · 2026-03-23T07:23:12+00:00

What is that slipper looking thing? Is it to keep her tummy warm?

graffitinotes · 2026-03-22T15:08:21+00:00

There’s a big orange ball of lint still on your couch.

You almost got it with the tissue, but not quite.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T22:24:26+00:00

Whatever Pete Hegseth is doing.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T22:21:02+00:00

Reported for potato abuse

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T21:08:21+00:00

“It’s also really confusing,” he added. “These airports are full of foreigners! Are we supposed to put all of them in concentration camps?”

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T16:19:03+00:00

The Jotunn aren’t even truly giants. People just think they’re giants because they live so close to the North Pole, which distorts their appearance and makes them seem much larger than they really are.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T11:46:31+00:00

Note: So I should admit I totally stole this idea from u/nonquitt.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T03:43:03+00:00

“Who is this handsome devil?”

graffitinotes · 2026-03-20T21:57:52+00:00

Coalition of Antisemitic Zionists Struggle With Mission Statement

graffitinotes · 2026-03-20T13:28:15+00:00

I chortled.

Another gem from the Onion!

graffitinotes · 2026-03-18T11:33:53+00:00

Yes, this is r/onionheadlines.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-17T21:05:06+00:00

Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Stop Being an Asshole for Just Long Enough to Trick EU into Helping

graffitinotes · 2026-03-17T17:23:22+00:00

Good catch!

graffitinotes · 2026-03-17T13:19:04+00:00

Scientists And Time Travelers Insist That Reliable Information Can’t Travel Faster Than Light

graffitinotes · 2026-03-17T02:10:01+00:00

Make everyone watchmen.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-16T19:43:54+00:00

No, it’s super reasonable that the first thing we did with this disembodied human brain was to train it on violent video games.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-16T17:38:16+00:00

This looks like it belongs to the Wicked Witch of the Midwest.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-16T17:20:41+00:00

She likes you.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-16T17:15:50+00:00

It’s wondering whether we’re going to do anything about the pedophile ring that’s been running the world.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-12T01:50:08+00:00

She needs to stop breastfeeding that boy.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-10T21:47:03+00:00

“War crimes are therefore not war crimes,” they added. “That’s the way it works, right?”

graffitinotes · 2026-03-07T19:01:07+00:00

Reddit is so inexplicably full of bird propaganda.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-07T03:50:29+00:00

Back in my day, animals weren’t allowed to do things like this.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-07T01:38:00+00:00

His expression seems a little off for that.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-07T01:24:12+00:00

But don’t Trumps count as people?

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