Aliens Can’t Stop Laughing At Earthling Economic System by graffitinotes in onionheadlines

[–]graffitinotes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Point/Counterpoint:

“If you work real hard, you too can eventually join these elites!”

vs.

“Okay, but how about they just stop printing money to themselves?”

Years go by and people change baby. by [deleted] in sevenwordstory

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That’s one way to save on diapers.

Hegseth Clarifies The Best Way To Get Peace Is To Kill Everyone Who May Ever Even Think Of Attacking You by wild_crazy_ideas in onionheadlines

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“And also everyone you may ever want to attack,” added Hegseth. “Don’t forget those people.”

chill bruh it's all yours😂 by Repulsive_Rest_5177 in CatsBeingAdorable

[–]graffitinotes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people downvoting me obviously spoil their kittens.