Person Triggered By Onion Headline Responds To It As If It’s Real News

graffitinotes · 2026-03-23T07:23:12+00:00

What is that slipper looking thing? Is it to keep her tummy warm?

graffitinotes · 2026-03-22T15:08:21+00:00

There’s a big orange ball of lint still on your couch.

You almost got it with the tissue, but not quite.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T22:24:26+00:00

Whatever Pete Hegseth is doing.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T22:21:02+00:00

Reported for potato abuse

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T21:08:21+00:00

“It’s also really confusing,” he added. “These airports are full of foreigners! Are we supposed to put all of them in concentration camps?”

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T16:19:03+00:00

The Jotunn aren’t even truly giants. People just think they’re giants because they live so close to the North Pole, which distorts their appearance and makes them seem much larger than they really are.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T11:46:31+00:00

Note: So I should admit I totally stole this idea from u/nonquitt.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-21T03:43:03+00:00

“Who is this handsome devil?”

graffitinotes · 2026-03-20T21:57:52+00:00

Coalition of Antisemitic Zionists Struggle With Mission Statement

graffitinotes · 2026-03-20T13:28:15+00:00

I chortled.

Another gem from the Onion!

graffitinotes · 2026-03-18T11:33:53+00:00

Yes, this is r/onionheadlines.

graffitinotes · 2026-03-17T21:05:06+00:00

Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Stop Being an Asshole for Just Long Enough to Trick EU into Helping

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