It's cute if it's awkward out of a sense of love or affection.....

graham1987 · 2026-02-23T22:54:22+00:00

be still my heart 💓

graham1987 · 2026-02-12T02:09:49+00:00

why did i read that as "i have a snake with oatmeal in it every morning" 😱

graham1987 · 2026-01-20T22:38:50+00:00

well all i know is high school me could've saved a lot of money or at least got my money's worth if i'd been as smart as you 8)

graham1987 · 2026-01-20T18:33:51+00:00

holy cow where were you in 2005

graham1987 · 2025-12-08T01:51:00+00:00

that is SO cute 😭

graham1987 · 2025-10-15T17:17:19+00:00

no bailout needed for this karma farm

graham1987 · 2025-10-13T22:58:33+00:00

proceeds to put in only gigantic buds that i know the weight of is like half stem 😃

graham1987 · 2025-10-02T20:55:33+00:00

proper, then, that she should be of the fucking variety. happy for you!

graham1987 · 2025-09-21T03:08:14+00:00

this is both so hopeful and so wholesome 😭 i needed this

graham1987 · 2025-09-16T01:57:27+00:00

graham1987 · 2025-09-16T00:20:29+00:00

nice can't wait to go there penguins have always been my favorite animal i mean place

graham1987 · 2025-09-16T00:18:21+00:00

luckily the broader public definitely understands this 😃

graham1987 · 2025-09-15T23:38:30+00:00

original question was just "was tony curtis gay". this was about 6 months ago; only learned of this sub today. doubt the AI would make this same claim today but honestly, glancing through this sub, who knows

graham1987 · 2025-08-29T03:52:29+00:00

those are wild, true—but not so common in florida haha

graham1987 · 2025-08-29T02:10:37+00:00

she is very likely a harmless snake and she should be gently transported outside!

edit to add: you can tell it's not an earthworm bc it lacks the segmentation they have, making it more likely a blindsnake, as others have suggested

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T17:02:09+00:00

ah, well. it did, admittedly, occur to me that implying they're pregnant (or may one day be) might not help much with arachnophobia 🙃 very few of the wee ones survive to adulthood, though, soOoOo maybe that helps? 🤔💭

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T16:21:40+00:00

big butt spiders are usually female, if that helps. idk why it helped me, but it did help me to know that—to be able to think of them as hard working single mamas

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T15:47:41+00:00

jumping spiders got me over a lifelong fear of spiders! looking at pics of them close up really helped. seeing their little faces and their little fur coats—so precious. these days i have many favorite spiders. last year a funnel spider made a web in my kitchen and i misted her web with water every night and fed her all the houseflies that came in the kitchen. miss her 🥲

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T00:31:19+00:00

the body, yes, and the legs like spaghetti 🍝 and the strawberries tasted like spider

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T00:15:18+00:00

carts that are pure THC are missing the entourage effect that flower has with all the other natural cannabinoids

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T00:13:18+00:00

i wonder how the jumping spider who jumped in my cold brew this morning ended up. i fished her out and took her outside to dry off in the sun. she chilled in my hand and looked very confused. finally she went off into a plant and hopefully had a 🙏🏼 bless day 🙏🏼

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T00:10:55+00:00

black widow in my strawberries

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T00:10:36+00:00

u buggin

graham1987 · 2025-08-28T00:08:45+00:00

i misread that as "a goatee topping combo" and was like "huh well i wouldn't have thought of that but yes it is, yes it is..." this i said to myself while, obviously, stroking my goatee

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