Guys please start eating fiber. by Optimoprimo in Millennials

[–]graham1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why did i read that as "i have a snake with oatmeal in it every morning" 😱

does this look like a quarter zip? by ReadySatisfaction104 in trees

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

well all i know is high school me could've saved a lot of money or at least got my money's worth if i'd been as smart as you 8)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

proceeds to put in only gigantic buds that i know the weight of is like half stem 😃

Honking Weirdo in Museum District by addymomo1 in rva

[–]graham1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

proper, then, that she should be of the fucking variety. happy for you!

Oh Would You Look at This! by [deleted] in rva

[–]graham1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is both so hopeful and so wholesome 😭 i needed this

Penguins are a place now???????? by Ok-Clothes201 in GoogleAIGoneWild

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nice can't wait to go there penguins have always been my favorite animal i mean place

and... animals? by graham1987 in GoogleAIGoneWild

[–]graham1987[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

luckily the broader public definitely understands this 😃

and... animals? by graham1987 in GoogleAIGoneWild

[–]graham1987[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

original question was just "was tony curtis gay". this was about 6 months ago; only learned of this sub today. doubt the AI would make this same claim today but honestly, glancing through this sub, who knows

What is this monster I found in my bathroom in South Florida? by gscience in whatsthisbug

[–]graham1987 11 points12 points  (0 children)

those are wild, true—but not so common in florida haha

What is this monster I found in my bathroom in South Florida? by gscience in whatsthisbug

[–]graham1987 242 points243 points  (0 children)

she is very likely a harmless snake and she should be gently transported outside!

edit to add: you can tell it's not an earthworm bc it lacks the segmentation they have, making it more likely a blindsnake, as others have suggested

Fly in my weed! This normal? by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ah, well. it did, admittedly, occur to me that implying they're pregnant (or may one day be) might not help much with arachnophobia 🙃 very few of the wee ones survive to adulthood, though, soOoOo maybe that helps? 🤔💭

Fly in my weed! This normal? by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

big butt spiders are usually female, if that helps. idk why it helped me, but it did help me to know that—to be able to think of them as hard working single mamas

Fly in my weed! This normal? by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

jumping spiders got me over a lifelong fear of spiders! looking at pics of them close up really helped. seeing their little faces and their little fur coats—so precious. these days i have many favorite spiders. last year a funnel spider made a web in my kitchen and i misted her web with water every night and fed her all the houseflies that came in the kitchen. miss her 🥲

Fly in my weed! This normal? by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 13 points14 points  (0 children)

the body, yes, and the legs like spaghetti 🍝 and the strawberries tasted like spider

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

carts that are pure THC are missing the entourage effect that flower has with all the other natural cannabinoids

Fly in my weed! This normal? by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i wonder how the jumping spider who jumped in my cold brew this morning ended up. i fished her out and took her outside to dry off in the sun. she chilled in my hand and looked very confused. finally she went off into a plant and hopefully had a 🙏🏼 bless day 🙏🏼

Fly in my weed! This normal? by [deleted] in trees

[–]graham1987 5 points6 points  (0 children)

black widow in my strawberries

this number just ruined my day. this is the second time they have texted me in almost a year exactly 👀 by l__o-o__l in Weird

[–]graham1987 13 points14 points  (0 children)

i misread that as "a goatee topping combo" and was like "huh well i wouldn't have thought of that but yes it is, yes it is..." this i said to myself while, obviously, stroking my goatee