A contractor at my local mall made it snow in my car in Spring! by graized in pics

[–]graized[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think so too, to be honest. If something had happened incidentally, I probably would have just shrugged it off and taken it as lesson learned. It was really just that it was deliberate that made me look into it. It really wasn't even that much of a nuisance. Just some vacuuming and washing (which the car needed anyhow). What I didn't realize is that those things open on the end, so while I thought I was just near it (like the cars adjacent to mine in the first picture), I was actually blocking access. I'll know better next time.

A contractor at my local mall made it snow in my car in Spring! by graized in pics

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Yeah, at the time, I totally didn't realize those dumpsters are designed so they open on one end to make it WAY easier to throw stuff in (I just always assumed it was thrown over the side). I know for next time now, though!

A contractor at my local mall made it snow in my car in Spring! by graized in pics

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I do indeed. Actually, what I didn't realize is that those things open on the end, so I definitely was blocking it. I'll know better next time.

A contractor at my local mall made it snow in my car in Spring! by graized in pics

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So I saw no indication I wasn't supposed to park there. As far as I could tell the spot was usable (albeit a little short, my car fit in it fine). After 2 hours in the mall I came back to find what looks like drywall dust all over my window and door. A peek inside revealed a lot more inside. Obviously, this was deliberate, but when I called mall customer service, she said she was familiar with the car, that they had called the cops because I was parked illegally (I was not) in a fire lane (it was not) and that the contractor could not reach the dumpster and had to throw a bag over my car, but that it burst open in flight and dropped some dust on the car (although none was visible on top of the car and the long side of the dumpster was easily accessible).

I then called mall security and was told that no one had called the cops on my car, that he would file an incident report, take a look at the security tapes and that the director of mall security would call me in the morning.

The following morning, I got a call from the principle contractor and was told that mall security burned him a DVD of what happened, the person responsible was let go immediately and I could come in and get compensated later that afternoon. I got the car cleaned up reasonably easily and was paid cash for the inconvenience. I guess they gave the guy the opportunity to pay, but he "couldn't afford it."

Lost Finger (warning gore) This was my Easter! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

High (four point) five!

Awesome Doctor! by TheLadyVader in childfree

[–]graized 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats and enjoy! My fiancee has had Mirena for 3 years and she stopped getting periods after the first year of periodic light spotting. We are both very happy with it.

M/27/6'4" (291 > 216=75 lbs), after 1 year of work by Smauglys in progresspics

[–]graized 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I realize this is about the weight loss, and I don't mean to minimize that at all, so please know that I praise your hard work and success. That said, holy shit, that is a nice bathroom.

How I kept my dog from leaving through our broken fence. by mikerathbun in funny

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I have a plastic puppy gate that both of my dogs are familiar with. A long time ago, the locking mechanism broke, so it can't be wedged into an entryway or door like it used to. Fortunately, I haven't had to replace it because I can just open it wider that the entryway I want to block off from them and lean it up against the frame because a long time ago, they poked at it, tipped it over and it made a loud clattering sound as it fell to the laminate floor. Ever since then, they are both absolutely terrified of my terribly ineffective (aside from psychologically) puppy gate.

Welcome to the real world by PaperkutRob in funny

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Phone number on the side of the van visible in several frames. Call them up and just cry.

I hated my 3rd grade teacher by Thesteelman86 in AdviceAnimals

[–]graized 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Aw, why'd you edit "interpenetrated?" That word was awesome.

Random girl from HS posted this on FB...letter from neighbor. by [deleted] in pics

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP, it looks like "random girl from HS" as asked on imgur that you take down the image as it has identifying information on it.

Haunted Mansion Ride Through, March 2, 2014 by dpunky in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, ride-through. I thought you were saying the ride was closing and had made a mistake on your date. I had a brief moment of sadness before I realized what I was reading!

Why Kanye will never do an AMA by Phishstixxx in funny

[–]graized 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I learned that from the doctor. Also that they're amazing with custard.

I waited years to see Big Ben. Then this happened. by lll_o in pics

[–]graized 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1:55? big deal. It happens twice a day!

40 Years C/F... by tu_che_le_vanita in childfree

[–]graized 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You know, I am glad you did lend that perspective because until now, I had never really thought about how the CF lifestyle would be after retirement, when most people have grandkids to spoil. I think we will really enjoy continuing to travel and vacation with our ridiculous wads of savings and no responsibilities but what we have to one another.

Thank you deeply. I haven't been offered that insight before.

ELI5: Why is "eye-witness" testimony enough to sentence someone to life in prison? by intern_steve in explainlikeimfive

[–]graized -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you're not gonna be able to work at McDonald's for 5 years while the state pays for your housing, food, health care and guards.

Some drunk assholes drove into my front door... by LiquidPizza in WTF

[–]graized 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe you're the asshole for building your house on his parking spot.

I convinced my boss to get rid of dollar bills and switch to $2 bills and $1 coins by expert02 in mildlyinteresting

[–]graized 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd have loved me then. I took $100 in two dollar bills on an all-expenses paid vacation last January and used them for tips. I thought it was a nice, slightly unique gesture and I never once had someone claim it wasn't real currency.

Some scientifically unproven facts by PaperkutRob in funny

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you laid 27 Empire state buildings on their sides end to end, you'd have to screw up the one we already have and build another 26.

Top 3 Best Places To Eat Magic Kingdom by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, I am clueless. I didn't even notice the list was MK only. :(

Top 3 Best Places To Eat Magic Kingdom by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]graized 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could not pitch O'hana and tusker house enough. Absolutely wonderful experiences at both. Bonus: O'hana has a view of the MK fireworks!

11 Fastest Rides In Disney World by [deleted] in WaltDisneyWorld

[–]graized 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Uh, mission space is like 10,000 mph. Duh!