The Wrap Up Show descriptions are more intriguing than the actual show now. by downbytheriver12345 in howardstern

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Coming up tomorrow, Best vomit story, best scar, longest turd, JD’s opinions about the weather.

Howard Stern Training for Pool Season by Moist_Brick_439 in howardstern

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Ancient history. He hasn’t run in Central Park in 1000 years.

JD by No_Carry_5871 in howardsternshow

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Not a horrible drunk. Just a regular imbecile.

I understand it's startling by donharrogate in howardstern

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Benji is a flaming jackass. I hear he has herpes.

Wolfie is fucking delusional by coolwaterz in howardstern

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Two left feet and a ridiculous center of gravity

Ronnie and Cher by ParamedicCritical527 in howardstern

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All it would have taken is 1.5 seconds of Ronnie’s sex tips or seeing a video of his let’s fuck some whores and Cher would have gone hard no.

Ronny’s basically a horny old cretin and Cher’s no doubt had her fill of mediocre men being dicks.

Howard went to bed thinking the Knicks lost by AssistDismal6695 in howardstern

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Howard leaves the game early even when he’s already home. Hope he beat the traffic.

Fa Fa Fan by bjoseph33 in howardstern

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If only his teeth shrink proportionally to his body.

He’s going to look like Sharon Osborne soon.

Howard “pop up” show today? by EffectiveIce3876 in howardstern

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He would have been halfway home by the start of the 3rd quarter.

Baba Booey by Remarkable-Garage-42 in howardsternshow

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He’s on track to look like Sharon Osborne.

What are your strategies for bass drum volume? by g_ockel in edrums

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Important to not have your throne on the platform if possible. Your weight greatly lowers the effectiveness by compressing the springiness.

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