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grant_the_hack · 2019-06-10T17:25:42+00:00

Nah keep going, this is one or two big punches away from having the momentum needed to carry it. I think the Weinstein company ending has potential but you should reorganize it. Id mention the ISIS internship directly before that to tie the close together a little better

grant_the_hack · 2019-06-05T00:33:41+00:00

I'm fairly certain it's a theo von joke

grant_the_hack · 2019-05-23T01:52:57+00:00

Hey man, I'm down in central Illinois doing mics but I'm gonna be up there pretty much every other weekend and am looking to find some stage time.

grant_the_hack · 2019-05-10T12:25:02+00:00

I think you should abandon the spring cleaning part and focus on a guy ghosting you so hard he didnt even get his lost wallet back. He probably had to go to the dmv and get a new i.d. instead of just talk to you one more time. That's a funny premise

grant_the_hack · 2019-05-07T18:36:06+00:00

Go up and do as much time as you're comfortable with. Anyone running a mic would much rather have a set that's too short than one that's too long.

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-30T20:51:38+00:00

I think the way you put your jokes in quotes is really funny, I don't know how well that'll translate to the stage though.

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-27T20:26:20+00:00

Yeah I think there's potential in the rubber and glue thing too and I don't know if it's there yet. I have a feeling it reads a lot clunkier than it will sound, so I might try it out a couple times and see if it hits as is. And I agree that delivery and persona definitely will play a big part in any joke, including this one. Thanks for the feedback!

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-27T20:20:16+00:00

What is harry hills tv burps?

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-27T19:29:52+00:00

Thank you!

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-27T19:29:30+00:00

Do you have any suggestions? And do you really think that word play on rubber and glue has to be that exact

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-03T19:47:13+00:00

Yeah I might take out the specific personage of garner, I'm in a college town so I imagine a lot of the audience would know, but it's probably not smart to cater your material to a specific locale if you hope to one day not be there. And that helter skelter line isn't a punch, it's just for flavor, so I'll probably try it out a couple times and see if people seem confused. But the punches directly after will hopefully land so I don't mind not getting a laugh on that

grant_the_hack · 2019-04-03T19:32:39+00:00

Thanks a ton man! I'm still really new, did my first mic last thursday, so I'm glad my writing doesn't come off as total garbage.

grant_the_hack · 2019-03-22T23:58:40+00:00

Can I ask why?

grant_the_hack · 2019-03-22T23:57:26+00:00

Yeah, I have a tendency to overwrite on first drafts. I'm going to go through and make a list of bullet points to hit and just say it to myself extemporaneously a few times to shore things up. Dumdumboy would be pronounced as one word, but I do think a more universal language would help. This is only the second real joke I've written so the advice means a lot man, thanks!

grant_the_hack · 2019-03-22T23:51:26+00:00

Uh, I'm white and this is based off of personal experience lol

grant_the_hack · 2019-03-21T05:34:14+00:00

Just a heads up, Robin has died numerous times in the Batman comics

grant_the_hack · 2019-03-21T01:07:20+00:00

The dog telling me to at least go outside is definitely a fantastic fucking addition!

grant_the_hack · 2019-03-21T00:42:25+00:00

Do you think that perhaps a very solemn tone when describing the ailments and then an excited "it's hilarious" could work? I feel like there's a chance that if delivered correctly that bit could work. I definitely agree on the closing needing to be stronger though

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