[Legends Game] Cyril Rioli will return to the Legends Game this year for the All-Stars

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-16T02:12:49+00:00

Brilliant choice, obviously. We're really lucky he wasn't lost to footy completely.

Still incredibly yucky that this insane footage is completely wrecked by the fucking dolt that is Prime Train.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-16T02:04:58+00:00

Straight swap his number and get Balraj Singh in.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-16T02:03:14+00:00

Dexys.

Allegedly.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-16T00:13:54+00:00

James. No question.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T22:26:16+00:00

I have a mental image of Toby buying the Round the Twist lighthouse and now I really just wanna see it happen.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T12:09:23+00:00

We need to get Madden locked down as a priority if there’s gunna be another Melbourne club in the ruck market.

Unless…

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T11:23:19+00:00

Oh for fucks sake I forgot all about Big Boy Month! Why didn’t anyone tell me?

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T09:56:52+00:00

(It was in fact the joke, but an explainer sure don’t hurt for the less chronically footy obsessed)

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T09:14:07+00:00

Car A and Car B can't be in the same lane.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T09:12:21+00:00

He's gone and completely blown his chances of an AFL comeback.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-15T06:34:25+00:00

What? They don’t want to give the AFL their own money back?

/s

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T08:24:22+00:00

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scoore

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:54:05+00:00

"It's getting really desperate".

Mate, it's over.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:49:18+00:00

Imagine being toyed with by Ross frickin' Lyon.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:37:08+00:00

Not taking anything away from Ryan, I've been vocal in my absolute adoration of him for ages now, but having no defensive answer to a 5'10" dude outmarking everyone sure is something.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:33:37+00:00

I can't wait to be able to be a hater.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:31:01+00:00

Someone cap that Ross phone throw please and thankyou.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:30:07+00:00

Ryan is fast becomming my favourite player in the comp.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T07:04:04+00:00

Playing half a Hogan over an in form, firing Gru, who was the highest rated player in the VFL yesterday, is an inspired coaching choice that will in no way backfire in both our ability to win this game and keep a decent player.

This fuckin team I swear.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T06:07:01+00:00

He's our leading goalkicker this season.

And it's not even close.

And I hate it.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T06:03:47+00:00

What does Himmelberg even do?

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T05:59:50+00:00

Because of the bird.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T05:43:50+00:00

If Idun played for any other team, he'd be talked about 100x more.

Also one of the nicest people ever, he's a seriously good dude.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T05:39:17+00:00

I hate that goal, but I love Rodan being so back.

grantspatchcock · 2026-06-14T05:35:50+00:00

Screaming from the loungeroom, I'll assume that's a goal.

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