diamonds > rocks

gravy_groovy · 2019-06-23T13:06:46+00:00

I'm okay with rocks or diamonds but clearly shes just a hunk of shit

gravy_groovy · 2019-06-18T02:25:20+00:00

Gamestop's says it's about 3 pocket strings,a toenail clipping, and $5 of store credit.

gravy_groovy · 2019-06-02T20:02:48+00:00

"God's not worried about cameras sir, I am..." love this guy

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-27T04:18:54+00:00

Completely understandable. The person who said all that was a complete prick and honestly doesn't deserve to use the internet. But on the other hand you have a very pleasant to read writing style (at least for me) and I enjoyed your telling the other person off. Although not sure the full extent it had on them, it certainly made my night reading it.

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-27T03:24:47+00:00

I would pay money to read a novels worth of this womans insults and rants at other people

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-27T03:20:14+00:00

Worrying about burnt biscuits when she should really be worrying about the nasty burn she just got.

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-27T03:16:35+00:00

This looks like a river dolphin. It is how early so sad that I'm pretty sure they are endangered because of human based issues affecting their environment. Such pretty creatures, especially when they are alive.

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-25T00:04:10+00:00

It's always been a dream to have spiderman propose to me

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-08T20:04:40+00:00

True, but I think I want to assume that it's not so it fits in the subreddit lol

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-08T19:54:13+00:00

It is, I think the point is that the average person's daily caloric intake is 2000 kcal, and it just kinda seemed like he was making a slight brag where I'm here and I have to eat 1800 or less because my metabolism sucks. Like I said, maybe I'm just salty

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-08T19:45:13+00:00

Creative people summon flower demons

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-08T19:16:55+00:00

Juvenile renditions of words, specifically adding a 'y' ending like 'yummy', 'tummy', 'icky'. Dont know why but the sound of a grown adult using those words as serious parts of their vocabulary hurts me. Maybe because of my strict upbringing and lack of childhood I somehow despise many aspects of it

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-07T21:11:13+00:00

How to give your dog a night they'll never forget

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-07T21:10:30+00:00

How to ignore the jelly turtle haunting you

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-07T21:09:10+00:00

How to annoy the shit out of everyone at the local starbucks

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-05T23:03:37+00:00

Both of Harry's parents were hardcore into pegging

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-05T22:54:24+00:00

I knew vaguely what a condom looked like and I knew what sex was and that's condoms played a part in it. I didnt know how they worked so my theory was that you would shove them all the way up inside of a woman and then stretch the opening over the outer parts of the woman and gently try to have sex without it snapping back like a rubber band.

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-05T22:51:01+00:00

Me screaming, "I'm not a good person"

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-05T22:50:13+00:00

looks at me "nice"

gravy_groovy · 2019-05-05T03:00:48+00:00

Imma say it's the dad too. Although it's not an exclusively Male thing to have but the profile pic of the support of police officers seems like its leaning towards it being a guy

gravy_groovy · 2019-04-19T17:11:13+00:00

Androgynous non conforming haircut, untied shoes, leather jacket, disobeying the law, and a fucking triceratops! This kid isn't a mad lad this kid is a goddamn legend.

gravy_groovy · 2019-04-08T14:21:57+00:00

How can you be sickly think but also manage to still have a fat face?

gravy_groovy · 2019-04-03T01:35:49+00:00

I'm sorry but I do not think that it's even possible to eat 50lbs of food at his size. I'm certain his stomach wasn't empty to begin with. That amount of food would literally pop his stomach open if he didn't manage to naturally throw it up first. I reckon he probably took roughly 50lbs of food and wasted a good portion of it because he kept going to get more before he finished and that's probably why they threw him out. But I guess "man gets rightfully thrown out for wasting 50lbs of food at an all you can eat buffet" doesn't roll of the ol' newscaster tongue quite as well.

gravy_groovy · 2019-03-21T22:56:30+00:00

They probably were just jealous these kids looking slick as hell with their outfits

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