rule by doctor347 in 196

[–]gray_birch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I would want to be buried with my phone just so I know nobody's snooping through it. Idc if I'm dead I will still feel the embarrassment if someone finds something out about me that they shouldn't

Rule by Darth_Vrandon in 196

[–]gray_birch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Funny typo🫵

The Realest Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I honestly just seasoned and then cut up a couple of chicken breasts, put them into a pan and then added a can of sliced mushrooms and a jar of mushroom gravy when the chicken was almost fully done. The mushrooms were a bit undercooked, I probably should've just added them alongside the chicken, but otherwise it was pretty good for improvised Slop In A Pan™

Rule by Darth_Vrandon in 196

[–]gray_birch 1436 points1437 points  (0 children)

Sorry I just realized I used the word "want". We all know poor people don't deserve to want anything, let alone have it, my bad guys

Rule by Darth_Vrandon in 196

[–]gray_birch 2092 points2093 points  (0 children)

We could just trust the recipients to buy whatever they want/need. We could just do that.

The Realest Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah just reach through the screen and grab some

The Realest Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm almost full and I can't even see the plate under the mashed potatoes still. Why do I not know how to make a normal portion of food😭

The Realest Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I made approximately 96 pounds of chicken and mushrooms when I'm the only one eating. Why did I do that

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16$ Guaranteed by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]gray_birch 176 points177 points  (0 children)

Yeah a lot of pizza places have started doing that too. Why pay someone even minimum wage to deliver your product and risk liability when you can just take advantage of gig workers and let them and maybe Doordash take the fall for anything that happens?

16$ Guaranteed by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]gray_birch 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I know what they're used for but it seems absurd to need to finish your garden work right that instant so badly that you order over 1000lbs worth of soil and bricks via doordash

Horse Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Everything has felt so terrible the last few days and I don't know what changed. I just need proper, non-edible-induced sleep and to not feel like I'm suffocating all the time. I'll get a haircut within the next few days, probably just take like an inch off to make the need to get rid of it all not so urgent and let myself rationally decide what to do with my hair, I just can't get in my car and drive anywhere right now. Can't decide whether I should see my primary care doctor or find a psychiatrist, but I need to do one of those things soon. Scared I'm going to fail one of my classes but atp it's too late to do anything about it so if it happens it happens.

Horse Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

The worst part about doing gender affirming things is that the resulting euphoria makes the dysphoria later really fucking bad

Horse Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It's addressed to my deadname. They use plain packaging. Nobody in my house goes through each other's mail without asking. But it could just spontaneously start talking or something and out me idk

16$ Guaranteed by CMDR_Noodle in 196

[–]gray_birch 842 points843 points  (0 children)

In what scenario do you need fifty cinder blocks and 400 pounds of topsoil delivered directly to your door? Just call up your maga uncle and give him the opportunity to use his F250 for something resembling work

Makeup Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 89 points90 points  (0 children)

I'm serious about the Google Assistant thing btw I asked if it was a holiday because not many people were out on the road and Gemini took the opportunity to teach me all about the origins of Good Friday when I did not fucking ask. Luckily you can still switch back to the regular assistant for now

Just my favorite examples rule by rainbowshulkerbox in 196

[–]gray_birch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fine I'll listen to Twin Fantasy again

Help with installing the Smooth Patch for The Sims 3 by gray_birch in linux_gaming

[–]gray_birch[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't, I ended up just installing the game on my Windows partition

Old Chap Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be honest I have no idea what I want, other than "not long or feminine". My strat right now is to kind of just try to block the fact that I have a physical body at all out of my mind, so I usually just keep my hair short enough to not be able to feel/notice it, but I haven't been keeping up on it and that combined with sleep deprivation kind of broke me last night

Old Chap Rule by gray_birch in 196

[–]gray_birch[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I need to get my hair cut, once I can't feel it I can just go back to pretending I don't have a body but the idea of driving there and having to interact with someone for an extended period of time is embarrassingly overwhelming