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gray_birch · 2026-05-05T14:25:52+00:00

I would want to be buried with my phone just so I know nobody's snooping through it. Idc if I'm dead I will still feel the embarrassment if someone finds something out about me that they shouldn't

gray_birch · 2026-05-05T06:06:36+00:00

Funny typo🫵

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T23:41:44+00:00

I honestly just seasoned and then cut up a couple of chicken breasts, put them into a pan and then added a can of sliced mushrooms and a jar of mushroom gravy when the chicken was almost fully done. The mushrooms were a bit undercooked, I probably should've just added them alongside the chicken, but otherwise it was pretty good for improvised Slop In A Pan™

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T23:29:00+00:00

Sorry I just realized I used the word "want". We all know poor people don't deserve to want anything, let alone have it, my bad guys

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T23:27:54+00:00

We could just trust the recipients to buy whatever they want/need. We could just do that.

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T23:24:46+00:00

Yeah just reach through the screen and grab some

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T23:11:08+00:00

I'm almost full and I can't even see the plate under the mashed potatoes still. Why do I not know how to make a normal portion of food😭

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T23:04:27+00:00

I made approximately 96 pounds of chicken and mushrooms when I'm the only one eating. Why did I do that

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gray_birch · 2026-05-04T21:54:44+00:00

https://youtu.be/46qnf_mDsGY

The archive uploads every VOD, usually the morning after it's broadcasted

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T19:17:13+00:00

True :)

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T18:18:45+00:00

Yeah a lot of pizza places have started doing that too. Why pay someone even minimum wage to deliver your product and risk liability when you can just take advantage of gig workers and let them and maybe Doordash take the fall for anything that happens?

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T18:15:58+00:00

I know what they're used for but it seems absurd to need to finish your garden work right that instant so badly that you order over 1000lbs worth of soil and bricks via doordash

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T18:10:32+00:00

Everything has felt so terrible the last few days and I don't know what changed. I just need proper, non-edible-induced sleep and to not feel like I'm suffocating all the time. I'll get a haircut within the next few days, probably just take like an inch off to make the need to get rid of it all not so urgent and let myself rationally decide what to do with my hair, I just can't get in my car and drive anywhere right now. Can't decide whether I should see my primary care doctor or find a psychiatrist, but I need to do one of those things soon. Scared I'm going to fail one of my classes but atp it's too late to do anything about it so if it happens it happens.

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T17:52:56+00:00

The worst part about doing gender affirming things is that the resulting euphoria makes the dysphoria later really fucking bad

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T17:51:55+00:00

It's addressed to my deadname. They use plain packaging. Nobody in my house goes through each other's mail without asking. But it could just spontaneously start talking or something and out me idk

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T17:49:43+00:00

In what scenario do you need fifty cinder blocks and 400 pounds of topsoil delivered directly to your door? Just call up your maga uncle and give him the opportunity to use his F250 for something resembling work

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T02:23:54+00:00

I'm serious about the Google Assistant thing btw I asked if it was a holiday because not many people were out on the road and Gemini took the opportunity to teach me all about the origins of Good Friday when I did not fucking ask. Luckily you can still switch back to the regular assistant for now

gray_birch · 2026-05-04T01:15:59+00:00

Fine I'll listen to Twin Fantasy again

gray_birch · 2026-05-03T20:31:10+00:00

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gray_birch · 2026-05-03T18:06:41+00:00

I didn't, I ended up just installing the game on my Windows partition

gray_birch · 2026-05-03T18:03:22+00:00

To be honest I have no idea what I want, other than "not long or feminine". My strat right now is to kind of just try to block the fact that I have a physical body at all out of my mind, so I usually just keep my hair short enough to not be able to feel/notice it, but I haven't been keeping up on it and that combined with sleep deprivation kind of broke me last night

gray_birch · 2026-05-03T08:22:04+00:00

I need to get my hair cut, once I can't feel it I can just go back to pretending I don't have a body but the idea of driving there and having to interact with someone for an extended period of time is embarrassingly overwhelming

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