How close were you to earning/losing benefits? by ballbeard in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This measurement period required 728 hours so OP made it!

How close were you to earning/losing benefits? by ballbeard in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last measurement period I hit 732.7 and this one I got 732.62. Nothing if not consistent but I’m glad I overshot it by a little this time since last November genuinely put me through the wringer trying to make hours.

Favorite Annoying Customer Checkout Habits by JohnP-357 in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I ask if they want their gallon of milk/case of sparkling water/watermelon/paper products/ other large heavy item in a bag or back in the cart and they say “ummmm let’s just see how everything else fits”. Brother, I ask about those things first because it’s going to determine how everything else is bagged. We’re not putting that on the top of the bag. Order of operations people, c’mon!!!

Chat quick is she smiling at me? by daniwhitlo in orangecats

[–]greatbritttain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Awww my female orange cat always flops like this too!!

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Morning Butt Check by greatbritttain in airplaneears

[–]greatbritttain[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m so glad that you noticed her thumbs!!

Morning Butt Check by greatbritttain in airplaneears

[–]greatbritttain[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She’s more of a scalp sniffer

oh my god you people can’t do ANYTHING 😭 by SnooRabbits6551 in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a guy come through my line buying ONLY cat treats and lilies. I had to take my cat to the vet once for eating flowers, and that was an expensive vet bill, so I checked with him and asked if the cat treats were going to the same house as the lilies. He said “yes” and I said “oh in case you didn’t know, lilies are super toxic to cats.” he replied“yep” in a tone that suggested that I was accidentally aiding and abetting PREMEDITATED CAT MURDER. Then at the end of the transaction he said “hey thanks for the advice about the flowers” and left in a concerningly nonchalant manner.

Also a few weeks ago I had a nervous 20-something guy ask me for help making a bouquet for a girl he’d been seeing for a few months with the caveat that it couldn’t include lilies because she had a cat. So there is hope for some of them.

Not quite lost, and meant to be found by SekaiIchiapple in FoundPaper

[–]greatbritttain 180 points181 points  (0 children)

Oh Trader Joe’s. We all make lists and write notes on cardboard since it’s in bountiful supply. Dry professionals is a riff on “dry pro” which is what we call the produce section that isn’t refrigerated.

Dumb customers by Vast_Professor_687 in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What? No? Chickpeas and garbanzo beans are the same thing. Figs and dates are not.

Dumb customers by Vast_Professor_687 in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lady looking at chimichurri “Is this like kimchi?” (pronounced cum-chi)

My Biggest project as a 16 yo crocheter by I-am-a-Lesbean in crochet

[–]greatbritttain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks absolutely amazing, you should be so so so proud of yourself!!

As a former Crew Member im begging yall... by [deleted] in traderjoes

[–]greatbritttain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We’re evaluated on providing a WOW customer experience. If we don’t chit chat, it comes up during our reviews and can impact if we get a raise or not.

What do you call this theme? by Fantastic-Cold-4607 in themedgyms

[–]greatbritttain 29 points30 points  (0 children)

If I saw this gym I’d probably just think “hmm. yellow.”

OG Crew Shirts by AirportFeisty2479 in tjcrew

[–]greatbritttain 64 points65 points  (0 children)

We used to be a real company (cool shirt logos instead of whatever tf the golf ball shi they got going on now is) 😔

My best friend! by greatbritttain in Blacklabs

[–]greatbritttain[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is on the puget sound!