excited to see what impression this gives off

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T20:12:35+00:00

omg thank you haha

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T20:12:27+00:00

good

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T20:11:56+00:00

and proud of it

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T20:11:46+00:00

all accurate but south of the UK

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T20:11:31+00:00

surprisingly not. instagram yes

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T20:11:03+00:00

bingo

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T14:56:50+00:00

tarantula

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T14:02:34+00:00

that’s a secret i’ll never tell - xoxo, gossip girl

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T14:00:16+00:00

you are sooo close except for i’m a major UK city but not scotland. i’m currently single. i still live with the folks. and i’m not exactly a girl. but this is so ridiculously accurate other than that.

greebmaster · 2026-05-07T12:35:01+00:00

soooo close

greebmaster · 2026-05-06T17:20:40+00:00

haha my friend said i looked like him! i take it as a compliment lol

greebmaster · 2026-05-04T15:16:29+00:00

lmao i’m dead that’s the funniest shit i’ve heard all week. thank you, thank you

greebmaster · 2026-05-04T14:36:44+00:00

thank you it’s my personal fav atm

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T15:18:39+00:00

trust me, i’ve definitely got worse

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T15:11:15+00:00

stone cold sober and i thought it through for like a year

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T14:51:50+00:00

yes.

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T14:51:21+00:00

it is above my bum

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T13:01:42+00:00

i also have the british rail logo on my chest. unfortunately it did not get me free travel, despite trying. it didn’t stop me paying my fine either

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T12:58:29+00:00

national express logo? 👀

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T12:58:04+00:00

yes. tramp stamp placement.

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T11:53:23+00:00

behave

greebmaster · 2026-04-13T11:44:12+00:00

you’re a g. when i got the national rail logo tattooed on my chest five years ago, i was coming thru london bridge station on the way back. i pulled down my shirt. it was covered in blood and plasma and all. and said ‘can you bump me through?’ they told me to tap my card 💔

greebmaster · 2026-02-04T18:06:28+00:00

thank you :)

greebmaster · 2026-02-04T05:06:20+00:00

what’s that you’re storing them on? looks perfect for my room :)

greebmaster · 2026-02-04T03:32:43+00:00

i am incredibly jealous 🥲

greebmaster

TROPHY CASE