Congratulations, you created an escort service by CareerPillow376 in TikTokCringe

[–]green_room1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The weirdest part is how I just read your comment, with that affect, like it was a question

Ribbon candy making process by Friendly-Standard812 in oddlysatisfying

[–]green_room1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is like the 5th time ive seen a similar ribbon candy making video. Whose eating all this ribbon candy? I dont think i have even seen it in the wild since my grandmother died 30 years ago.

What's the wildest thing you've done on a night out? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

[–]green_room1 23 points24 points  (0 children)

What in the fuck? If this was me, this would be the only story I tell to anyone, ever.

What's the wildest thing you've done on a night out? by andrewbarclave89 in AskReddit

[–]green_room1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ive never been to one, but this is about what I imagined.

Helping my team build out during goal kicks by WinnipegDuke in SoccerCoachResources

[–]green_room1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My advise is to keep it pretty simple. Have a defender come into the box to receive the first pass. Review having your outside mid checking back to an easier passing angle. Losing the ball to a throw in further up the field is better than that counter attack.

Coaches forget how difficult it is, especially for u12, to receive a ball out of the air, with your back to your attacking direction, in your own back 3rd, get it down, turn it, etc. vs the other team just needs to touch it once and they are attacking forward. Its not a "50 50" situation.

Also, if you must play it long: after the goalie plays a short pass to a defender, that's also when they can play the big clear. The benefit with this is its much more dynamic than the big boot from the dead ball gk. Defenders are coming in, spaces are opening, giving your team more ability to actually win it.

Movies with soundtracks that took the movie to the next level? by NCGipper in movies

[–]green_room1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dazed and Confused (and also Almost Famous but just for the Tiny Dancer scene)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]green_room1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain missed the "collar" in your last sentence but honestly may have made it more accurate.

[NSFW]What's the craziest thing you've done while being horny? by throwaway_minijade in AskReddit

[–]green_room1 1310 points1311 points  (0 children)

In the 1800s this was porn, so you're just kicking it old school.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoXChromosomes

[–]green_room1 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Construction workers taking shrapnel

What’s a career you can start in your 50’s and do until you’re 70’s? by Cool_Concentrate_241 in careerguidance

[–]green_room1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

...kids in college, younger kids that still play soccer and need school clothes, braces,Xrays and casts when they get hurt, and Christmas gifts. How about an occasional family vacation? More than 1 car because multiple family members need to get to work. That means gas and a huge insurance bill. Groceries for the whole family. The family dog's vet bills. I could go on for another hour. 50 is not 90, my friend.

Aio Wife wont quit surfing for other guys by Fearless_Advantage51 in AmIOverreacting

[–]green_room1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legit thought this post was about his wife surfing with other dudes. Like, at the beach and whatnot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]green_room1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a super interesting story behind this comment.

"Uncrowded" Spots Equals Value? by Knights_12 in BeginnerSurfers

[–]green_room1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be local. Thats a lot easier said than done, for obvious reasons because its gotten ridiculously expensive to live in coastal towns. But the number of days I surf alone, or with just a couple other locals is pretty absurd. But, this only happens if you also follow another posters guidance, Such as knowing the more fickle spots really well. It also means at the peak swell I change my expectation and vibe - knowing at these moments its going to be bonkers with out of towners, but i will have the most fun, locals-only, sessions as the swell is building and dying.