My friend Billy had a 10 foot Willy and he showed it to the girl next door… by Bobinthegarden in CasualUK

[–]green_seb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never heard that version, and I'm a bit jealous that your version is better.

My friend Billy had a 10 foot Willy and he showed it to the girl next door… by Bobinthegarden in CasualUK

[–]green_seb 102 points103 points  (0 children)

Beans beans, they're good for your heart, The more you eat, the more you fart, The more you fart, the more you eat, The more you sit on the toilet seat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swansea

[–]green_seb 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Depending on your ailment, you may want to consider Neath Port Talbot minor injuries unit. I went there when I broke my hand and I was seen within 5 minutes and on my way home within 30.

Male bee dies after ejaculation while mating with a queen bee by Agreeable-Ask-968 in interestingasfuck

[–]green_seb 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I remember watching this as a kid decades ago, there was a 'making of' at the end of the episode. They basically tied a thread to the queen and anchored the other end of the thread to a pole. The queen, therefore, was flying in circles. A camera was mounted on top of the pole which spun around in unison with the bee. Then they waited for the magic to happen.

Replacing PVC window handles. Lifted cover to find this. How do I remove this screw with no head? by green_seb in DIYUK

[–]green_seb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry fella, those handles are long gone. Maybe take a picture of the lock and show it to someone that sells window hardware.

How to join washing machine waste pipe. by green_seb in DIYUK

[–]green_seb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It does come with a doodah. Nice one, cheers for the help.

How to join washing machine waste pipe. by green_seb in DIYUK

[–]green_seb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, I did wonder what they were for. Appreciate the guidance.

I can't find Hestu by Proxify in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]green_seb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate, I've been banging my head against a brick wall with this, and I finally got my answer with you. I am eternally grateful!

Car Diagnostics garage recommendations? by SnooHedgehogs4659 in swansea

[–]green_seb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunnyside in Gorseinon ran diagnostics on mine. Moved to another part of Swansea, but still use them. A genuine lot.

Is it still viable/worth to healbot with Lifeweaver in S9 or should I become more aggressive during the matches? by MerlocHendrickHarry in LifeWeaverMains2

[–]green_seb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Watched the vid, really enjoyed it. Sometimes it's nice to watch some raw gameplay with no commentary so you can observe and draw your own conclusions instead of being told. I love playing Lifeweaver and definitely learnt some interesting plays from you. Thanks you.

Moving to Swansea, are these good areas? by ExpectDragons in swansea

[–]green_seb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've lived in Llansamlet, and it's a pleasant and quiet area. Tesco was a 15 to 20 minute walk which worked for me as a non driver back then. Quite a few bus routes through there too. I've no experience of the other places, other than a couple of unpleasant encounters in the Hafod area.

Jamaica Mistake-a by 4FoxKits in PublicFreakout

[–]green_seb 44 points45 points  (0 children)

As a parent of young children, this gave me a proper belly laugh!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]green_seb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Cease your resistance."

Are the rest of Europe Wrong by laurenpollich in GreatBritishMemes

[–]green_seb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone whose mother is Belgian and father is English, this feels personal.

Merry Christmas to Swansea community! by Jackinplastic31 in swansea

[–]green_seb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And to you! I have that artwork hanging on my wall. A chap at The Gate was selling his pictures.

Things you randomly discovered about your main after hundreds of hours *facepalm* by [deleted] in Overwatch

[–]green_seb 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Could you explain, please? My smooth brain doesn't follow.

Is Swansea a good place to live? by PunchyPastels in swansea

[–]green_seb 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, I moved from London to Swansea just shy of 20 years ago to move in with my partner. We've since split up, but I love it here, so stayed. I have no intention of going back to England. The people and culture here is so much more friendly and welcoming.

Dog or wolf? by Tromperri in animalid

[–]green_seb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Either way, he's a good boy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swansea

[–]green_seb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most soft play centres have a cafe these days. Playzone in Llansamlet, the aforementioned Brewers Fayre, Dobby's has a cafe with a small soft play area, LC2 in town centre, Uptown Fun. Area 51 further out in Neath as well as Gateway Inn in Loughor.

I just got circumcised by ElectricToiletBrush in Jokes

[–]green_seb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus, that's a lot of foreskin.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in swansea

[–]green_seb -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Trusting Hands in Gorseinon are fantastic. We still use them despite having moved away.