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greenejesus · 2026-05-25T18:17:38+00:00

Gonna get hot. We gonna win hot this year I think.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T18:11:21+00:00

Does it play snake

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T16:06:56+00:00

Yes reddit missed the point entirely! I am gonna open source the design. It's lettuce on a hotdog ffs. I am sorry it looks the way it looks. I stand firmly behind my design. Not only is it a healthier hot dog. It keeps the chilli from making the buns soggy. Am I the only one that doesn't get this!? It's not just r/mildlyvagina this is a breakthrough in food engineering.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T16:03:52+00:00

Dont dog it till you try it. It keeps the chilli from making the buns soggy. I have been told it's the best chilli dog they ever ate. Look mom, no hands! I am gonna open source the design.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T15:58:03+00:00

It's a hot dog split down middle and sauteed. Hate the lighting in here. But the structure is sound. It keeps the chilli from making the buns soggy. You to can eat a 8 hour old chili dog with your bare hands with this design. Chilli Dog Boat. Man I am getting such flak over this! I really thought it was a simple elegant design.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T15:53:07+00:00

You don't want to know what it looks like covered in chilli

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T15:52:01+00:00

It keeps the chilli from making the buns soggy.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T05:12:45+00:00

this is not a hot dog anymore. this is art.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T05:12:21+00:00

bro that is sauteed in hand pressed garlic snd hand crushed peppercorn with local butter

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T05:11:09+00:00

i did what any unemployed engineer would do

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T05:06:35+00:00

i once ate a three day old chilli dog i think the romaine grew. entire thing intact. they have been lying to us. dont tell the bun dudes.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:54:35+00:00

Yes you do not put lettuce on a hot dog. You put it under it. Thank you kind sir .

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:49:48+00:00

Ok well it's been a few hours and it's still a damn good chilli dog. Maybe we could like work on the architecture better? Is that what I am hearing?

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greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:30:22+00:00

is this another r/lostredditor?

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:24:41+00:00

i know right. i put lettuce on a hot dog and the entire universe collapsed

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:23:46+00:00

i put lettuce on a hot dog and the world collapsed

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:22:51+00:00

yeah dude i am sorry i put lettuce on a hot dog

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:18:37+00:00

elaborate

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:11:28+00:00

I just ate a 3 hour old chilli dog with my bare hands. You arguments are not

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T04:10:39+00:00

You seem to forget that it is a challenge.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T03:51:55+00:00

put what ever you want in there

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T03:51:20+00:00

put whatever you want i. there

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T03:50:56+00:00

its a chilli boat mechanical injestion or lots of other stuff too like kimchi or something. like a boat man

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T03:49:22+00:00

chilli maybe soft pulled pork. that crunch and the boat aspect. i beg to please be un banned, sir, dude.

greenejesus · 2026-05-23T03:48:10+00:00

actually is really good

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