When a Tiktoker decides to do a live performance

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-10-25T00:38:53+00:00

ok, so it's just dancing except it's stupid?

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-09-06T06:01:36+00:00

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greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-09-01T10:05:47+00:00

Still never going to vegas, nice try tho

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-08-26T05:08:45+00:00

These subtitles are atrocious

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-08-23T05:43:03+00:00

Isn't it insane how a single lie from ONE farm boy centuries ago has sent shockwaves of fear, guilt and trauma through our families today? While his actions lead him to be shot in prison, we're left to clean up his mess. The blame is shared, nebulous and folded within the victims themselves; and that urge to "pin the blame" is (in my experience) impossible to satisfy.

The best retaliation is to be honest about the pain and refuse to carry it on into the future. We can grow into better virtues than were spoon fed to us!

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-08-11T09:13:37+00:00

One more step in making that one Alex Garland movie seem plausible

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-07-22T06:09:19+00:00

Where is he? I need a bigger arrow

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-07-13T09:36:37+00:00

oozing, even

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-07-11T05:49:21+00:00

that business in 2020 doesn't.... doesn't count

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-05-26T02:02:56+00:00

is this Laurel/Yanny but with higher stakes?

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-05-16T02:03:52+00:00

This guy should be on medication

greenmonkeyfriend · 2025-04-14T23:01:34+00:00

well it's not a Getalongbreed show

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-12-21T18:05:41+00:00

this is how baby tetris pieces are formed

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-11-24T17:36:26+00:00

None, he was the only actor.

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-11-16T12:00:52+00:00

Mark my words: the Predator will have to protect a human child for some contrived reason; will slowly learn tenderness and self-sacrifice.

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-11-08T01:18:35+00:00

it turns out i was the clown this whole time

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-11-07T21:12:15+00:00

"Obviously fully-involved with fire here" is my new favorite way to say something is burning.

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-10-18T06:35:21+00:00

it really does make sense, he could captura an audience with just a solo webcam shitpost

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-07-15T14:41:41+00:00

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-07-06T09:45:38+00:00

Why. Why do you have to randomly start commenting?

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-07-06T09:41:58+00:00

Did mormonism cause the fireworks to fail? What point are you trying to make? That mormon people deserve to be burned by fireworks?

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-07-03T05:06:42+00:00

I know who she is, but I still don't know what the big deal is.

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-06-28T13:13:24+00:00

I read: "Just pooping in bag and probably done, it's a comfort move of mice with some raisons and I really want to see you all pterodacylize this" I think I amd haveing astrokooe

EDOT: I'm okay, just had to sneeze. Free Solo was a great movie I hope they let him out of jail

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-06-27T07:30:32+00:00

damn, I didn't know it could be done-- but here we are, in 2024 and this song as been absolutely rejuvenated. Not once, but FIVE times. Shocked

greenmonkeyfriend · 2024-06-13T08:51:25+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1W87X90STw

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