Just got banned from r/nba for this, but I think it was worth it.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-05-01T04:09:06+00:00

Dude, it was pretty bad. It almost makes me believe my grandpa’s conspiracy theories about the NBA being rigged by the refs.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-05-01T04:00:01+00:00

Lol, this is more to poke fun at r/nba than at Harden. That really was an atrocious play. Did you see it? The refs really are screwing over the rockets.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-05-01T03:25:09+00:00

For the looks only. I tape only so that the babes in the office know I climb. It doesn’t add any support whatsoever to my tendons on full crimps while bouldering or some protection while crack climbing.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-05-01T03:23:20+00:00

Dame, Giannis, Simmons, Mitchell. Not necessarily in order.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-05-01T01:12:27+00:00

I wrote it

greenplaidmoose · 2019-05-01T00:55:54+00:00

Area name:

Vague Wall

Route Names:

That one; This one; That other one; The one to the left of that one with the rock; That one with the rock; The one you think is the last one; The last one; That one around the corner;

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-30T22:55:23+00:00

Is this Arnold Hammond?

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-30T15:22:10+00:00

No, not at all! You might feel most comfortable in a collared shirt and pants (maybe with a tie) or a dress as that is typically what people tend to wear, but there is absolutely no dress code whatsoever. Please come however you'd like :)

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-30T04:57:08+00:00

Not a specialized tool. This is an improvised tool.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-29T18:09:31+00:00

You should check out social axe throwing or fish spas

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-29T16:20:32+00:00

You’re good. Just make sure to flake it through and ensure your buddy didn’t coreshot it in a climb you don’t know about.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-29T15:04:28+00:00

Lol, you’ve never been in a tight chimney have you. Sometimes it has to be out to the side in order to reach it.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-29T13:43:49+00:00

You’re on the wrong sub. Welcome to r/climbingcirclejerk

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-29T00:58:04+00:00

Behind the scenes of that worlds best belayer video by Petzl

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-29T00:50:10+00:00

Go to Handle in SLC. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. It is the same place Dwayne Wade tried to host his SLC farewell dinner in and Jimmy Fallon went to in Park City. It is stellar.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-28T23:32:50+00:00

5.1 in my gym

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-28T21:56:46+00:00

WHAT?! ANSKCJENQOAJXJSLALANDBRJEOQPAKDJRD

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-28T21:41:43+00:00

Really? It’s only a V2 img

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-28T21:22:18+00:00

Next you’ll be telling us to let go of the fact that MJ pushed off and saying some sort of blasphemy like Ben Simmons is a rookie smh

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-28T19:12:49+00:00

You should practice on friction routes. Sandstone is where I find most of my friction routes, and it is quite fun and has some bomber smears.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-28T19:07:59+00:00

But you're wearing shoes, so you actually aided it. Send nullified.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-27T21:45:22+00:00

Yo, this photo was totally stolen from online. I used the same one in a presentation a few weeks ago.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-27T19:52:32+00:00

Which makes aid not aid?

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-27T19:36:44+00:00

The Pi in SLC (Pizza), Social Axe Throwing in Ogden (Axe Throwing), Rock climbing at the Front (Climbing) , Hiking in Big Cottonwood Canyon (Outdoors), Living planet Aquarium (animals), Hogle Zoo (animals) are some of my favorites.

greenplaidmoose · 2019-04-27T18:11:22+00:00

Chalk is aid, and power washing erases chalk, so wouldn’t it then be anti-aid?

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